*yo it's a me here, not Mario but the author. I'm sorry I haven't been able to get a couple of chapters out due to school and my phone being broken but still thank you guys for the love on this story. Ok back to the story*

(Y/n): So Konan is pregnant now so I'm gonna be a dad.

Itachi: well, I've already told you what I think. You're an idiot

Deidara: I might have to agree on Itachi on this one. We have a lot of people here already.

Sasori: guys just think about it, it will be cute.

Pain: to be honest, I wouldn't mind being like an uncle figure

Kakuzu: agreed

Kisame: ew more people, by the way I think this is the first time in ages kakuzu actually made a cameo

Kakuzu: Fuck off, fish brain

Kisame: shut up, needle dick

(Y/n): don't fight you too, we're ment to be a team

Kisame: when did you get all team lovey

(Y/n): when I found out I'm having a kid, this kid could will bind us together teaching it our ways

Hidan: he could be really strong

Konan: well he is part (l/n), and anyone who is apart of the (l/n) family is really strong

Sasori: do you know the gender yet

(Y/n): no, not yet

Konan: well actually, I do

(Y/n): really what's the gender

Konan: welp, I guess you can say we have another female akatsuki member.

All: (y/n) you're having a daughter!

(Y/n): shhh we don't want all of Japan to hear us

Sasori: I'm gonna give her all the snuggles.

Itachi: sasori this is called the akatsuki, not Pee-wee's fun house

Pain: I'm the most bad ass here, the one who destroyed konoha in seven seconds and my heart would still melt

Itachi: the only bad ass part about you is your look. It's bad and looks like ass

(Y/n): diss him again, I dare you (I will always protect my piercing Boi)

Itachi: ...

(Y/n): that's what I thought

Kakuzu: anyway, have you too thought of a name

(Y/n): well I thought lily or Izumi

Konan: I like the name lily. I was also thinking about morgianna or just Anna for short

Sasori: I like the name lily more

Konan: than it's settled, lily it is

Kisame: so lily (l/n), that's the most adorable name I've heard in a long time

(Y/n) thanks kisame

Kisame: all good

(Y/n): anyway I love you Konan

Konan: I love you more

(Y/n): Impossible

Konan: you sure?

(Y/n): 100%

Sasori: awwwww 

*Sorry for now resent uploads much. I've been busy but I'm trying for you guy. Have a nice day and have fun. I was stupid and decided to write this at 2 AM*