Phil blows leaves from his yard

this happens every fall

No, he doesn't bag them

he's got a lot of gall!

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With leaf blower in hand

he blows them 'cross the street

leaving my side a mess

and his side nice and neat

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Don't pile leaves in the street!

My town has made that clear

I go out there raking,

make his leaves disappear!

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We have asked him not to

but he just doesn't care

My family's angry

This really isn't fair

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I will not report him

unless the town blames me

I've no desire to start

a neighbors' World War III