You're finally free from this fright

The bad news, I'm not a brave knight

I just want my land

Lord Farquaad, your hand

A royal of minuscule height

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A/N: You would have to see the movie in order to understand this poem, but when Shrek rescues Princess Fiona from the castle, she said to Shrek: "You could recite an epic poem for me. A ballad? A sonnet! A limerick? Or something!" That is what inspired this limerick.