Me: HOLY **** ****** *******

Jason: MY EARS!

🐶: wow it's strange how Jason is always here...

Jason: A TALKING DOG?

🐶: yes, I am Loki Lafreyson, and I am burdened with a glorious purpose.

Jason: ?

🐶: lol naw my name is just Loki, I have a Sister who's name is Freya, also a dog, and we are Lea's pets.

Jason: ok.....

🐶: Ms. Avacado had to take off for a few months so I will be subbing in for her.

Jason: ok....

Me: HOW THE **** DO WE HAVE SO MANY READS! ITS A LOT OF READS TO ME OK? *Passes out*

Jason: *Groan*

🐶: what?

Jason: Whenever she faints she always misses the pillows. :(

🐶: lol