Me in the future:

Hey daughter Piper and annabeth and Percy and Leo tabby cat Jason is lonely so I'm going to adopt a four more dogs and name them Travis, Connor, and Frank and mrs o Leary. Oh and should I adopt a girl and name her hazel... Hmmm SHORE WHY NOT
HUSBAND NICO COME ON!!!
Husband: my name isn't Nico...
IT IS NOW

Can anybody relate??XD