Shuri: What if Cinderella was a cooking slave instead of a cleaning slave and her name was Mozzarella

Peter: I like you more and more with every text you send me XD

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Peter: so I was waiting at the bus stop earlier and I decided to listen to some musicals

Shuri: okay?

Peter: I forgot that I was in public and started singing Michael in the bathroom really loudly and everybody passing by just stared at me

Shuri: *snorts*

(This is a parody of something my friend AbbieNisbet told me about earlier)

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Shuri: I don't understand this. At. All

Shuri:

(AbbieNisbet told me about this earlier and I just thought it was funny)

Peter: I'm pretty sure it was made to make no sense

(My mum actually told me earlier that she used to get given poems like this for classwork and she would have to write down everything wrong with the poems)

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Peter: I was hanging out with Wade earlier (idk why so shush) and we decided to go to McDonalds (cause why not) when our food was ready and we went to go get it Wade giggled and said (and I quote) "googbyes are so awkward, like, do I go in for a kiss or what?" And the employee was just said "please take your food and leave, sir" and I never want to hang with him ever again but at the same time I want to hang out with again because that was so hilarious

Shuri: So.... You two like.... A thing now or somethin' *wiggles eyebrows*

Peter: NO! STOP SAYING THAT! REEEEEEEEEE!

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Peter: but who can I trust

Shuri: yourself?

Peter: *scoffs* no, I was so sleep deprived this morning that I put orange juice on my toast and butter in my glass then continued to pour milk in the glass of butter

Peter: I don't even know why I got the milk out

Shuri: Omg I'm wheezing XD

Peter: I didn't even toast the bread, I had soggy bread and I drank buttery water

Shuri: akbeosmshsnaldjjs XD

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(Warning for this little conversation.... *looks at the smudged writing on my hand* Mentions of Tank tops? Thankas? Oh it says Weeaboo dugs with a drawing of a SQUIP.... Wrong hand.... Thanos.... The big purple guys that DIDN'T murder any precious children and got murdered for having a gauntlet that was fancier that Tony (that's totally the plots of those two movies, anyways, moving on))

Peter: Mr. Stark keeps calling Thanossilly names because he doesn't want to say his actual name, want to hear the list names he's came up with so far????

Shuri: I don't know....

Shuri: How about YeS!

Peter: okay *clears throat*

Peter: Purple tic tak, Barney the gauntlet dinosaur, fancy gem collector, that dead dude nobody cares about, yeeteth thee daughter (such sad), grape man, gauntlet grape, le grape, purple grape, they murdered the grape, the purple SQUIP just less catchy and more stupid (I managed to get him to listen to BMC he's been referencing it as much as possible), and chin man

Peter: oh, and, heeres (pun entirely intended) one from this morning (he was more sleep deprived than usual)  "purple space, frog, goat, sorta thing.... I dunno"

Shuri: oooohhhhhh, now I have to choose which one I like more.... He makes it so difficult to pick.... I think from now on I'll just call him.... Purple tic tac, cuz I can

Peter: yeah, that's one of my favourites too

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(Death of da sweat boi you know and hit the dab on to show respecc to him (jk, their just talking about how they want to die))

Peter: if I were to die then I would want to hit the nay nay then dab as I sing Gucci gang

Shuri: if I were to die I would want to yeet a croissant at Tony one last time then play hit or miss on iTunes whilst I yell "Fre Shavoca Do!" With the last of my strength

Peter: what about gravestones? Like, what would you have engraved on it?

Peter: I would have "he lived as he died, hitting the dab" so that people would feel obligated to cheer up as soon as they see it

Shuri: mines would probably say "her last croissant was yeeted at Tony Stark on-" then it would have my death date

Peter: I think we're too far into the land of memes

Shuri: we live smack bam in the middle of meme land cause we are the rulers of memeyness!

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(After this one, I'm leaving)

On the groupchat with the avengers.

Peter: MY ARM IS ON FIRE! SOMEONE HELP ME BEFORE TGE PLOICE ARESTAS ME!

Clint: why would the police arrest you?

Shuri:UNLAWFUL POSSESSION OF A FIREARM! XD

Shuri:

Shuri: whoops, wrong picture....

Shuri:

Shuri: also wrong picture....

Shuri:

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There you go.... Give me ideas for nickname for y'all cause I'm brain dead and its 12:36am aka 36 minutes past midnight, soooo, yeah....

Night

Edit: I published this in the wrong book so I moved it to the right book at 6:41am