"No, no, how could you?" Peter wailed. Seeing the betrayal in his eyes.

"Sorry Pete, all is fair." Natasha said, smirking.

"How could you, I thought we were friends?" Peter said, getting close to crying. Natasha strugged uncarily. "I trusted you."

"Oh come on."

"Nat, you know I had my eyes on that last of Pepper's homemade cookies." Peter said. Seeing all the peanut butter double chocolate cookies gone.

"You should have hid them better." Nat said

"I did, let me guess Clint ratted me out?" Peter asked. Remembering Clint always hid in the vent. Nat tapped her nose not saying anything. "That it bridy getting plucked. But first I need to go and meet the defenders."

"Hey come they always ask you and not me?" Flash asked, walking in after hearing the clown meeting the team he should also be in.

"Oh....uh...probably because of the whole Moon Knight thing." Peter said awkwardly.

"What Moon Knight thing?" Flash asked, confused, same with Natasha.

"Oh that he hates you." Peter said bluntly.

"what...Moon Knight hates me?"

"Hates you, yes."

"Why?"

"How the fuck should I know? Haven't you noticed?" Peter asked.

Flashback

Flash landed on the rooftop seeing the defenders there. He walked up to them. "Hey guys, never fear the man here." he greeted, they greeted back lazily. He notices Moon Knight and Peter being lookout. "Hey MK what up my man?"

Moon Knight turned to look at him then slowly gave him the finger. Then turned away.

Scene change

"Hey man,"

"Go fuck yourself." Moon Knight said. Not looking at Flash.

Scene change

Flash tried to get a selfie with Moon Knight but he took the phone, broke it in half then threw it off the roof.

Scene change

Flash was swinging his web but then they got cut by something causing to fall on top of a car. Without noticing a crescent dart fell right next to him.

Scene change

Flash was hanging to his life on top of a building. Struggling to hold on, he forgot to fill up on webs. He saw Moon Knight there close by.

"MK man, Help me!" Flash pleaded.

Moon Knight looked at him then flipped him off and left.

End of flashback

"How could I not notice that everyone loves me." Flash said both Peter and Natasha gave him a deadpan look.

"Whatever, anyway I'm late so bye." Peter then left. Leaving Flash to think how to get Moon Knight to like him

Omake: How it all happened.

Peter and Flash were on top of the rooftop. Both Tony and Steve make them work together even if they don't like each other. Flash made a stop to get some beer then drink almost half of it. Flash was so drunk he said and did some weird shit.

"Why don't you love me?" he asked drunkenly to Peter.

"Because I have a boyfriend." Peter said deadpan.

"Is he bigger than me?"

"Yep, he is." Peter said, thinking about the many times Wade pounded him.

"Oh yeah, has he ever done this?" Flash pulls his pants down then waving his butt in the air. "How you like this you ugly bastard." not realizing he was mooning at Moon Knight, who was standing behind them.

"Uh...bugboy." Peter then pointed behind him. Flash turned and saw Moon knight. He then blew a nasty burp at his face and threw up all over his suit.

"Take it bitch." he said before passing out.

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