A/N
Hereth next chappy

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Mother: Is everyone doing okay? Midoriya how're you holding up? Are your arms and legs healed yet?

Father: You all must talk to someone about what we have gone through, it's important!

Izu: I'm okay, yeah they're all healed thank you for checking in Momo Chan :)

AlienQueen: Izuuuu, our first-class cinnamon roll is okay, has anyone heard from Danny??

Sharkyboi: Yeah, we've been texting! He and Aizawa Sensei broke out of the hospital yesterday so I think they're getting better

AngryBoom: The fuck you mean they broke out of the fucking hospital?

PikaPika: That's awesome

Muffin: It was nice but Nemuri made us go back today :(

Father: Good, you need to be healed!

Muffin: I heal pretty fast on my own, I've been through worse without having to go to the hospital :D

Izu: Danny Kun- please tell me you're just exaggerating

Muffin: Wdym?

AlienQueen: I wanna ask but I'm afraid of the answer

Froppy: I'll ask a different question because same. What was that transformation thingy you did?

Tapeyboii: Yeah! Kinda reminded me of Sailor Moon tbh

Muffin: what's sailor moon?

Tapeyboii: you uncultured swine

AlienQueen: shut up Sero, let the adorable child explain the awesome transformation thingy smh

Muffin: oh right! That was my ghost form :D It makes it to where my ghost powers are stronger and more effective :D it's also when I can use my wail since it would probably rip my vocal cords out if I tried in my reg self :/

Pikachu: thIS ISNT EVEN YOUR FINAL FORM

Pikachu: SO YOU MEAN US FIGHTING DURING THAT HERO AND VILLAIN EXERCISE WAS YOU GOING EASY ON ME!??

Izu: Danny Kun when we go back to school I'm warning you that I will be questioning you about it :)

Muffin: In advance, I'm telling you now about my overshadowing

Pikachu: please tell me that's not another word for possessing ppl

Muffin: :)

Pikachu: 🥲

AlienQueen: I can see Mido furiously writing in his journal rn

Izu: 👀👀

UravityEET: XD

Tapeyboii: Danny, man, do us all a favor and never become a villain. We'd all be fucked

Sharkyboi: My bro would never become a villain! He's too manly!

Muffin: :D

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Danny was researching his not-actual-aunt and uncle. He knows they're pro heroes and stuff but he doesn't know a lot about their quirks or hero types. He typed on his small laptop (given to him from Aizawa) as he lay on his bed. He typed in Yamada's hero name and began to read.

How the fuck did he not know that Yamada's quirk is similar to his wail? Maybe he can ask for tips on how to properly control his wail to where he doesn't do it until he's on the brink of collapsing.

He researched Nemuri, aka Midnight, and began to read the wiki page about her.

"Hey, Aizawa?" He called out.

"Yes problem child?" Aizawa answered from his seat on the couch.

"What's it means to be a rated R hero?" He asked.

"It means you're not allowed to learn about them. Why're you researching rated R heroes?" Aizawa walked (limped) his way towards Danny's room. He stopped in the doorway.

"I'm not! I'm researching Nemuri! It says here she's a rated R hero with a 'dominatrix' theme" He explained.

"How do you know what a dominatrix is? Aren't you like 9?"

"I'm thirteen, fourteen in a month! Also, I don't know what that is, I was gonna ask after you explain to me what an R-rated hero was" Danny became increasingly more curious as Aizawa showed immediate disdain about their conversation.

"You know what R-rated movies are, right?"

Danny shook his head. Aizawa restrained the urge to groan as he asked his next question. If the kid doesn't know what r rated movies are then what else does he not know?

"Have you ever... had the talk?" Aizawa asked with a straight face which was very difficult to do. He wanted to die.

"Talk..?" Danny tilted his head in confusion.

"About the birds and the bees?" Danny's face lit up with recognition which made Aizawa relax. For a split second there he thought he was gonna have to give the kid 'the talk'.

"Yeah! They mentioned that at school, but you had to have a permission slip to hear about it.. and since I had no one to sign the permission slips I had to sit out.. I always wondered why you needed a permission slip to learn about the birds and the bees, I mean they're only animals" Aizawa didn't know whether to groan, cry, take a nap, or curse the kids' parents out. He's already done the last one several times so he'll stick with that.

It took four hours to talk to Danny about the birds and the bees. At first, Aizawa tried using a confusing analogy about a flower and a river. Danny didn't understand a damn thing so Aizawa called Yamada over to help. Yamada kept on blushing and tried changing the subject so Aizawa called it quits and called over Nemuri.

At first, Nemuri was explaining things pretty well until she got to the birds and the bees part. She took one look at his innocent face and immediately tried changing the subject.

"I can't do it" She mumbled to Aizawa's

"You're comfortable with saying erotic things to random ass people, just tell the kid! He's almost fourteen he needs to know about these things" Aizawa sure as hell don't want to do it.

"I can't be the one to ruin his innocence! Fuck you, you do it you cranky old caterpillar!" Yamada had to split them apart before they both ended up in the hospital. Aizawa wasn't even fully healed yet.

"Fuck it, call recovery girl"

And so they called recovery girl and, after smacking the three heroes upside the head, she calmly explained the birds and the bees to Danny. Danny looked appalled by the end.

"Why would anyone wanna do that?"

"Enough. Yamada put on Moana we're done with the adult talk" Aizawa never wanted to go through this again.

"You three..." Recovery Girl sighed and shook her head at the three adults before giving Danny a kiss on the cheek.

"Have a good day now sweetie, here's a lollipop" with that, she left. Danny turned his head to look at the three adults.

"Next time a simple 'you don't want to know, Danny' will suffice" Danny glared at the three before chomping down on the lollipop and turning away to go play with Pebbles.

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Idk about y'all but we had to have a permission slip signed to learn about the birds and the bees.

Anywho this was a funny chapter to write 💀💀

Tis all,

Good day.