5 February, 2020:

Mom: Eat an apple. They're on the table.

Me: *takes an apple and starts washing it with water with one hand*

Little bro: You can cut the apple using this.
*points to the apple cutting thing*

Me: I'm going to eat it like this, just like in Death Note! Normal and uncut!

Little bro: *smiles hearing that anime-tic line*

Me: *finishes the apple and takes another and starts washing it like before*

Little bro: Why are you washing it like that? Use two hands.

Me: *looks at him and then the apple*

Little bro: Wait, I'm showing you.
*goes and brings an apple*
I'm going to eat one too!
*starts washing it with both hands*
You have to use both hands. Rub it so that it makes these sounds like these.
*washes the apple with his hands making weird sounds because of the friction of his fingers and the apples*

Me: *does it like him with one hand*

Little bro: Use two hands!

Me: *uses two hands*

Little bro: Now turn it around. The upper and lower part of the apple should get water too.

Me: *does as he says*

Little bro: See? It's good now!

Me: *sits and eats it*
I learned something, I guess.