" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

Your POV:

Luffy: Heeey !! Heeeeeeey !! Hey ! Buhi ! You did something again, right ?! Spit it out !!

Pig: I told you from the start ! I don't know anything !! Buhihi !

"You laughed right now, didn't you ?"

Franky: Shameless fellow.

Robin: That's weird... There aren't any voices... Maybe they were strangled to death...

"Why is your mind always going straight to the most ominous solution... We can't just forget that possibility though."

Luffy: Hey... This is weird... Zoro disappeared too !

"... It was a straight path, how the hell did he got lost ?!"

Luffy: Where did they disappear to... What on earth are they... ?!

Luffy: Damn Zoro and Sanji.

"... Where did you find that... No, when did you put it on ?!"

Franky: What are you doing at such a time ?!

Luffy: Hey !! There was an armor just standing there !! And it's every man's dream and duty to wear one !! You got your hands on a body of steel, did you lose your heart at the same time ?!

Franky: D- Dreams ?! ... Well, maybe. Please forgive me !! I didn't plan to change my heart into a heart of steel, too ! The melody that blows through my heart when I lose something important... Please listen, "The cyborg Steel Mood".

Luffy: Alright !! Sing !!

"... Things have been really quiet recently... Too quiet..."

Robin: We got into the hall...

Pig: Don't they understand the situation ? Buhihi !

Luffy: Hall ? Are Usopp and the others there ?

"That I can't tell, but..."

"It's up to questioning, are we inside or outside... ?"

Franky: It's like an arena... !!

"Quite. And if I was a betting man... I'd say it's the perfect spot for ambushing us...

Pig: Buhihihi, it's not that simple, buhi.

Luffy: FRANKY !!

Robin: ... Who is it... ?

"...Armor, stitches, spears all over... definitely a zombie, but... This one's on a whole other league compared to the ones back in the graveyard..."

Franky: That bastard has some nice armor... !! Don't surprise me !! Hmmm... "STRONG RIGHT" !!

"The wall was..."

Franky: His sword skills are pretty good... ! I won't be beaten... BY SUCH A CORPSE !!

Luffy: he's still standing...

Pig: Buhihihihihihi !! You should have realized it by now !! That's the terror of a real zombie, even if he has his faults !!

Luffy: Ah ! he's so far away !

Pig: he doesn't feel pain at all ! The armored general zombie are firm warriors who each had a name while they were alive !! Buhi !! The leader of the knights of some kingdom, a brutal criminal, a legendary samurai !! A pirate ! A martial artist !! Think about those guys becoming immortal !! There is no way for you to win !! Buhihihi !! None of your friends are safe, you're gonna regret this !!

Luffy: You bastard !!

Pig: Buhihi ! Wall Zombie !!

*BROM*

"And now the hallway's sealed..."

Robin: Not just that...

Franky: Whoa...

"Okay... Speaking from experience..."

"That is definitely what one would call, a shitty situation..."

Luffy: They're covered in armor !!

Franky: If we face them one by one, we won't be able to withstand even one attack. They are all opponents that will only exhaust us !!

"And this isn't even the final boss..."

Robin: If we escape this hall, we can get to the courtyard.

Zombies: TAKE THIS !!

Luffy: Alright ! So the four of us will meet there. Make sure no one disappears !!

"Alright ! HERE WE GO!! Move aside !!"

???: One-sword style... 36 POUND CANNON !!

Luffy: WAH ! That technique !! Zoro ?!

???: A wound on one's back... Is a warrior's shame !!

Jigoro: Despite that, i'm covered in wounds !!

Luffy: Huh ?! Who are you ?! Aren't you Zoro ?!

Jigoro: My name is Jigoro.

"... Okay, what do you feel when I say 'pervert cook' ?"

Jigoro: ... I wanna throw up ?

"No, that's definitely Zoro... Somehow."

Luffy: Wa !! Dammit, let go of me ! WAAAAAAAH !!

"Luffy ! Gh- OUT OF MY WAY !!"

Robin: Onze Fleur !! SLAM !!

Franky: Dammit ! How do we deal with zombies !!

"Either purify them... Of completely turn them to dust !"

Franky: Hey, I can do that ! Fressshhh... FIRE !!

"Okay, nice ! Better prepare the buckets !"

"... Nani the fuck ?!"

Franky: WHAT ?!! Okay, what's the plan ?!

"I suggest a tactical retreat !"

Robin: Suggestion accepted.

"I feel like forgetting something... LUFFY !!"

Franky: He didn't follow... Don't turn back now, even if you go back, you won't find him, that moron's also wearing an armor !

"But we can't just stand here and wait ! The zombies will catch up to us soon !"

Franky: Damn, don't tell me that even he disappeared ! HEEEEEEEY !! STRAWHAAAT !!

Coffin: Damn, let me out !!

"Coffin... Luffy ?!"

Coffin: Open the lid !! Let me out !!

Robin: That voice just now...

Franky: Are you telling me Strawhat is in there ?! What is he doing ?! That moron was caught ?! We're chasing after him !

"Don't need to tell me twice ! Luffy, you're not going any-"

*SPLOTCH*

"Hm ?! HMMMMMMMMMM ?!!"

Franky: Wait, was that... Cobweb... ?

???: I won't let you go back... A-a-a-a-a-a-a...

*General Zombie: Spider monkey, Tararan.*

Tararan: Hey, hey !! Monkey, monkey~ !! A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a !! the rumored spider monkey is me !!

"HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM !!"

Robin: A huge spider...

"But then there was that giant monkey spider, and I just decided to go back."

"HMMM !"

Franky: It's beyond the level of a bug !! It's a monster spider !!

Coffin: Waaaaaaa !!

Tararan: Oh, another one...

Franky: Damn, the coffin... ! What are you planning to do with him ?!

Tararan: rest assured that whatever we do with him, you will experience it as well... !! You should worry about yourselves right now ! From the front you have me, and from behind you have the armored warriors... ! With this, your crew is finished !

Franky: No way. Those three... Were sucked into the wall, just like Strawhat just now ?!

Tararan: Monkey, monkey ! A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a !! You'll soon be sucked in there too ! You're completely surrounded by immortal zombies ! Accept it !!

"*Many muffled noises*"

Franky: Now I can see why he came back when he saw you... I don't know whether you're a stupid spider or a stupid monkey, but... the huge spider web that Sunny got stuck in at the entrance of the island is yours.

Tararan: A-a-a-a-a-a !! All your moves are being reported directly to lady Perona's ghost network !!

Robin: I wonder if those big ears of yours are part of your informative power ? They look like ears that can hear quite well...

Tararan: Huh ? ... What ?

Franky: THEY'RE JUST FOR SHOW ?!

"MmmmmHmmm."

Franky: Indeed, this situation is the worst... !! This is what's called "Being plugged up from all sides". We need an urgent counter-plan, so... Can you leave it to me ?

Robin: Do what you want. I'll try coping with you.

"Mm."

Franky: Hehe... Isn't that reliable. Well, here goes; "Coup de..."

Tararan: HMMM, WHAAAAAT ?! YOU JUST BROKE THE BRIDGE !!

Franky: Well, something like that.

"Hmmhmmmmm. Hmm."

Robin: I hope you realize no one can understand you like that...

Franky: If you can wait just a moment, I'll rip off the web from your face.

"... *Concerned muffles.*"

Robin: Such a violent person. Cien fleur ! WING !!

Franky: Wha ?! Huh... ?! You are... Flying ?!

Robin: ... For about 5 seconds.

Franky: So short !! Little help !

"Hmmm !!"

Franky: Yes, that'll be enough ! "Strong Right " !! if we can somehow get to the entrance, we can chase Strawhat !

Robin: ... Sorry, I can't go any further...

Franky: It's fine ! Return, hand !!

"Hm ? HMMMMM- !!"

Robin: ... Everyone is already in the courtyard. It's not over yet, but it'll take some time for them to find us again. You did well...

Franky: You bastard, you used me like a footstool to jump up there !!

Tararan: Hey, you bastards ! i'm a spider ! I'll be over there soon enough ! Hmm ?

Franky: Eh ? What is that ?!

Robin: Something is falling from the sky... No, it's someone !!

Brook: BOOOOOOONE !! JUST BONES, OF COURSE !!

Franky: Hey, what was that thing that just fell... ?

Robin: It can't be... No, well... I was almost right...

Tararan: Hey, hey ! A-a-a-a-a !! Some strange intruder just arrived ! You can't run away from me ! No matter how much you try !! Monkey, monkey !!

Franky: hey. I found a really good stone pillar. Can you guys buy me some time ? I'll create a weapon.

Robin: ... I think we have a problem... Or rather, a problem disappeared...

Franky: Don't tell me he disappeared too ?!

Tararan: And soon it'll be your turn ! SPIDER STICKY NET !!

Robin: A spinning projectile from his hand... !! Six Fleur, slap !!

Tararan: Huh ? GYAAA !! SOMETHING TOUCHED MY EYE !! OH !! DAMN !! I GOT STUCK IN THE STICKY NET !! COBWEB IN MY EYES !!

Franky: Alright ! I've finished my preparations. Get back.

Robin: ... From what ? That ?

Franky: I've connected the steel Nunchaku I've brought with me with the stone pillars. That way, I'll have a large enough weapon to fight a monster like you. HEAVY NUNCHAKU !!

Tararan: What is this power ?! isn't he human ?! Oh ! Stop... For a mi... STOP, YOU BASTARD !! SPIDER STICKY NET !! A-a-a-a-a-

Franky: ... Weapons left !

Tararan: DEBAAA !!

Robin: Haaa !

Franky: Huh ?! Nico Robin !!

Spooders: Hey, hey, heeey !! Moue, mouse~ !

Franky: What are those ?!

Robin: I'm sorry... I let my guard down ! I didn't know there were more spiders.

Tararan: ALRIGHT !! Hahahahaha !! You morons !! it's impossible not to let your guard down !! these are my underlings, the spider mice !! there are 500 of those in Thriller bark !! there has never been a prey they couldn't catch !!

Mice: Usually we catch them by surprise !! We capture the enemy in the darkness of from his blind spot ! Our "Strings" were made by Hogback, so they can't be cut with a human's strength !! We came from above the ceiling, and caught your friends without a sound !! And now we are told to take you to the same place as them ! You should get ready for it !!

*Going to deliver Bink's sake... Following the sea breeze, riding on the waves... Far across the salty depths, the merry evening sun... The birds sing as the draw circles in the sky...*

Tararan: What's that ?! Who's singing that song ?!

Brook: Yohohoho ! Hello, everyone. So you've landed on this island ?

Robin: Huh... How did you come from below ?

Brook: I just jumped. You see, I'm light. If you got here, I guess it can't be helped ! Let's talk about this island !!

Tararan: Hey, who are you, bastard ?! You are not a zombie ! Are you one of these pirates ?! Hey, skeleton !

Brook: Hehe... it's fine. The end is already here. "Hanauta sanchou"... (In three steps you die)