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Your POV:

Guards: That's strange... ! Communications from chief warden Magellan have ceased !! Anyway, report this to the guard rooms on all of the floors, as well as to marine headquarters, quickly !! We don't know the details or what their objective is, but right now, Buggy the Clown is running around level 2... WITH NONE OTHER THAN, THE PIRATES STRAWHAT LUFFY AND Y/N "SANS" L/N !!

Guard: We can't reach the guard room on level 2 !! Level 2 guard room !! please respond ! What happened ?! Guard room !!

"Oh..."

"Oh well, it's broken now. Moving on."

Prisoners: The goddess of salvation... Has descended into hell !! You beat that monster... UWOOOOOOOH !! They took out the basilisk !! AWESOME !! YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME !! Thank god, they even busted up the guard room !!

Prisoners: I dunno who you are, but thanks !! Now just get the keys for us, the keys for the door and the shackles !! Those keys over there !!

3: ... 'That's... Strawhat... Why are they here ?! No more importantly, if they're outside the cell, they must be breaking out ! If I take advantage of this opportunity... This could be an unparalleled chance to escape !! It looks like God hasn't forsaken me after all !!'

*Click*

Prisoners: ALL RIGHT !! IT'S OPEN !! WE'RE OUT OF THE CELL !!

Buggy: GYAHAHAHAHAHA !! Be grateful, ya bastards !! Tell us the names of the guys who set us free !!

Prisoners: Captain Buggy !! We'll never forget this !! Captain Buggy is our savior !!

Buggy: Ngyahahahahahaha !! That's right, engrave my name into your hearts !! Keep on opening the cells !!

Buggy: 'I fell down here by accident, but if I raise some hell here... I can ride that wave and escape !!'

Luffy: What the hell are you doing ? Show us the way already !! is there another hole going down like before ?!

Buggy: Gyaah !! Lemme go, you idiot ! I don't know the way to Level 3 !! This prison is built like a labyrinth, there's no way I can remember what every floor is like !!

Luffy: What're you talking about ?! You said you could lead us to level 4 !

"Luffy, you really haven't realized yet he never intended on doing that ?"

Luffy: WHAT ?!

*GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

Buggy: Yeah you idiot ! I totally lied !! I just wanted the treasure, so I lied !! Gyahaha, from here on, I'll be whiping up a prison riot... Huh ? Hu ?! Hey ! What're you guys doing ? This is your chance to escape !! How about a riot... ?

Luffy: So you lied...

Prisoners: No... We were just overjoyed for a second !! It's not a chance at all !! This floor's boss... As long as he's around, it's safer inside the cage... !

Buggy: ... A... All right ! Guys !! I'll tell you how to get to level 3 !

"... let me test something real quick..."

Buggy: Test wha-

*BONNNNNNG*

Buggy: ... Abagha...

"So blunt hits do work... And red nose head's all empty too."

Buggy: Guh... WHO'RE YOU CALLING A RED NOSE ?!!

???: If you're having trouble on this floor, how about I lend you a hand ?

Luffy: Hm ? Who're you ?

3: Fuhahahaha... It's been a while, you guys ! Strangely enough, I'm free thanks to you... And I'm a man who repays his debts.

Luffy: ... Who're you ?

Luffy: Ah ! A 3 ! So you're... You're... You were there on that island with the giants guys... !! San !!

3: It's Mr.Three !!

???: Haa... Haa... Nobody... IS TRYING TO ESCAPE !!

???: ... Can't even scratch myself in here...

Ace: Looks like... You got it pretty good again... Old man...

???: Haa ! It's not my body that hurts... ! Ace, what's hurts... Is my heart, that can't enforce my justice !

Ace: Jinbe... !

Jinbe: At this rate... Even death won't take me... ! What good is my title... ? I have no need for it !! And if I can't stop this war... I have no need for my life either !!

Jinbe: To the government... I am just a pirate-hating pirate... But you guys are different... !

Ace: Pirate-hating... ? You... ?

Jinbe: It might be surprising to you, Ace... But I've visited Whitebeard's ship many times. You've got class, and you traveled the sea floor doing your business... I like you guys...

Ace: I seem to remember you trying to kill me a couple times...

Jinbe: Same goes for you... I just wanted to be of use to him... Now... Fishman island is at peace... ! And it's all thanks to your old man, Whitebeard... !

Jinbe: All the pirates who advance through Grand Line must pass through Fishman island... As soon as the "great pirate era" started... Fishman island was thrown into chaos... ! A never-ending stream of human pirates, and the marines pursuing them... ! Many fishmen and mermaids were abducted and sold... But just when we were about to give in to despair, Whitebeard appeared... !

Whitebeard: This island... IS UNDER MY PROTECTION !!

Jinbe: I'll never forget that day... ! With those words, nobody dared to lay a hand on Fishman Island... ! What power... ! He has several islands under the protection of his name... It's not right to take him down just because he's a pirate... ! If, by some chance, he were to die... What would happen on these seas... ?! The government is very well able to imagine that !! I wanted to stop this fight, even if it cost me my life !! I wanted to get you out of here... Ace... !

Ace: Jinbe... That's enough... You're just making it worse... !

Jinbe: I haven't given up hope yet... I still have faith, that a miracle... or an opportunity will present itself !

???: ... Kuhahahaha... Things are getting pretty interesting... So you're telling me there's a once-in-a-lifetime chance to kill Whitebeard... ? That gets my blood pumping... !

Jinbe: ... You.. !

Ace: You think you'll take my old man's head... ?!

???: It's not just me... !

Prisoners: GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !! KILL WHITEBEARD !! THAT BASTARD'S GONNA DIE ?! YAHOOOO !! THAT'S GREAT !! THAT'S THE BEST !! GET ME TO THE OCEAN !! I'LL BE THE ONE TO KILL HIM !! LEMME FIGHT TOO !! GYAHAHAHA !! I'LL END WHITEBEARD'S REIGN !!

Jinbe: SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU !!

???: Jinbe... ! Fire Fist... ! Remember this well... There's no shortage of "Silver medalists" shedding tears... just because they couldn't overcome Whitebeard and Roger... !! Kuhahahahahahaha !!

Guards: The basilisk crushed the level 2 guard room !! We can't contact them ! They beat the basilisk ?! Where are they now ?! WHAT IS GOING ON AT LEVEL 2 ?!

Guard: I see their shadows !! But... It looks like... There's another one of them now... !

Buggy: Bara Bara Cannon !!

Luffy: Gomu Gomu no Pistol !!

"Gaster Blaster !!"

Three: Candle Lock !!

Buggy: These damn monsters !! They just keep coming and they don't stop coming !!

"Did that centipede just explode right now ?!"

Three: That thing's made up of smaller puzzle scorpions ! they're super poisonous !!

Buggy: ... Now that I think about it, I heard that the Boss of the Beasts in Level 2 is supposed to look like a lion... Are these guys it ?!

Three: No !! Those are manticores, man-eating lions with human faces ! If they catch you, they'll even eat your bones !!

Manticores: THE KEYS... ! GIVE US THE KEY... !!

Luffy: Eh ?!

Three: Don't listen to them. They have human parts, so they can imitate human speech !! they remember what the prisoners say, but they have no idea what the words mean !!

Luffy: Th... That's creepy !

Manticores: Panties, panties ! Strawberry panties !!

Buggy: WHERE DID THEY LEARN THOSE STUPID WORDS ?!

"... Brook ?"

Manticores: Beef steak !

Luffy: Eh ?

"Don't listen to them !!"

Luffy: ... Hey, you said you'd help us, right ?

Three: Of course ! Aren't we teaming up to escape ?!

Luffy: How do we get down to level 3 ?!

Three: Eh... ? WE'RE NOT ESCAPING ?! WE'RE NOT GOING UP TO LEVEL 1 ?! YOU'RE TRYING TO SAVE FIRE FIST ACE ?! YOU'RE CRAZY !! I'M OUTTA HERE !!

"You're not going anywhere !! Where are these damn stairs !!"

Three: 'The stairs... Right !! the stairs from level 1 continue all the way down to level 3 !! I can use them as bait for the beasts that guard the stairs ! And then escape !!' Okay ! Let's go together !! Follow me- BUARG !

"A dead end... ? Ooooooooooooh..."

Buggy: 'Uwaaaahh... What a thing to run into...'

Luffy: A... A lion... No, a man ?

Three: 'It's the guardian of the stairs, the Sphinx !!"

Sphinx: GROOOOOOOOOO... Spaghetti...

All: '... Spaghetti... ?!'

Sphinx: RAVIOLI !! FETTUCCINE !! LINGUINE !!

Buggy: IT CAN ONLY SAY PASTA NAMES !!

Sphinx: PANTIES !!

"Ah. It knows other things."

Buggy: UWOH !! This guy is bad news !!

Prisoners: The sphinx is going wild... Someplace far away... man, I knew it was impossible for us to escape !!

Sphinx: PERCIATELLI !!

Luffy: Damn it ! What power !! Hm ? Hey, what're you guys doing ?!

Buggy: All right !! we're forming the jailbreak alliance !!

three: I'm glad there's someone else serious about escaping !!

Both: Now let's put the "Make-two-idiots-into-bait" plan in action !!

"Gaster... GIGANT HAMMER !!"

Sphinx: GROOOOAAAAAAAAARRRR !!

Three: WHY ARE YOU PISSING HIM OFF ?! IT'S NOT FAIR YOU GUYS CAN GET SO HIGH UP !! GYAAAAAAH !!

Three: Fuhahahaha !! Fooled ya, you simple beast !! That was just a wax doll, made with my Doru Doru powers !! It's not quite complete without Miss Goldenweek painting it, but it's plenty enough to fool an animal like you !! Come on, come on, which one is the real one ?! Wrong ! Wrong ! Wrong again !!

Luffy: Uwaah !! That's hilarious !! It's like whack-a-mole !!

"Okay, this one next ! This one ! Try it !"

Three: Looks like they're having fun... But now's my chance...

Prisoners: Hey, what's going on ?! The ground's shaking... ! How badly did they piss the sphinx off ?!

"Hm... Is something wrong with the floor ?"

Intercom: This is Level 3 !! There's something really loud above us... ! We can't contact Level 2 ! We have no idea what's going on !!

Buggy: Mr.3 !! here's our chance !! Gyahahaha ! Our plan succeeded !! there's the gate to the staircase !

Three: It's not exactly how I imagined it... ! But we're out of here ! i'l make the key out of wax !

*BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

"The sphinx... IT BROKE THE ENTIRE FLOOR !! WE'RE FALLING !!"

Three: OH NO !!

Buggy: WE'RE FALLING DOWN TO LEVEL 3 !!

Intercom: THIS IS LEVEL 3 ! THERE4S A GIANT MONSTER FALLING FROM THE CEILING !!