" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

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3rd person POV:

Shiryu: You people sure like to live on the edge. If I hadn't been carrying the antidote, you would all be dead. You underestimates Magellan too much... !

Burgess: WIIIIIHAHAHAHA !! But we're alive !!

Augur: You coming to us here was fate.

Lafitte: Hohoho... But it's true. For a moment there, I thought we were done for.

Doc Q: Fortune has... Been good to us again... Aahh...

Blackbeard: Matters of life and death are decided by fate. Those who fear death are the losers ! Zehahahaha ! You should live in the moment ! Ohh, Shiryu ! Thanks for saving us, man ! Let me welcome you again. You seem like you'd make a fine addition to the crew ! Zehahahaha !!

Shiryu: I already know what'll happen to me if I stay here. I've been waiting to meet a man like you... !

Your POV:

Ivankov: Let Inazuma rest here.

Newkamas: Eh... ? Does that mean the poison has done that much damage ?!

Ivankov: Nfufu, I expelled the poison from my body with a combination of recovery hormones and tension hormones. But those are forceful treatments, one shorten your lifespan, while the other has harsh side effects. If possible, it's best to let the body take the time to naturally recover. If your lifespan is cut, you can't regain those years ! Inazuma is a Newkama that we need for the revolution, now is not the time to overburden him !

Three: If I think about it... He wasn't a bad guy...

Luffy: I finally met him again... And he saved me again... Bon-chaaaan !!

Escapees: Bon bro !!

Buggy: Ohh ohh, how long are you guys gonna be depressed about this ?! He was a good guy, but now he's dead, so there's nothing you can do ! It's time to party ! We broke out of prison !! Gyhahahaha !! We can make it Mr.2's funeral and send him off with a bang- BUGOH !!

Luffy: WE DON'T KNOW THAT BON-CHAN IS DEAD YET, YOU GIANT NOSE !!

Buggy: Gabebe !! The booze is making me bleed even more... ! WHO'RE YOU CALLING GIANT NOSE ?!

Luffy: I'M CALLING YOU A RED-NOSED, ROUND-NOSED, IDIOT NOSE !!

"... That guy has the devil's luck on his side. I really wouldn't be surprised if he found a way out of this too."

Crocodile: And I'm surprised you didn't immediately fly off to try and get that idiot back.

"He put his life on the line to allow us to escape... To go back despite all he's done would be just like spitting on his face and pride. Not to mention wasting time and energy, as well as risking all in a fight with Magellan."

Crocodile: I didn't think of you as someone to put pride above the rest...

"A knight's head taught me."

Crocodile: ... ... ... Whatever.

Jinbe: You've given me a chance to save Ace... I owe you a deep debt.

"Stop that already. In term of thanks, remember that without you, there would've been no way for us to escape."

Crocodile: Talking to fish... I thought that as one of the mermaids' specialties... I never thought you could call sharks.

Jinbe: Is there something strange about a fishman being friendly with fish ?

Crocodile: Well, it's not normal... I suppose you're an exception to your... Wild people.

Jinbe: I'll take that as a compliment. I can't deny that fishmen are often wild...

"Well, that's about what you'd expect from the 'Knight of the sea' Jinbe. I think we're the ones who should thank you."

Jinbe: 'No... Even before this incident, I owe you both thanks and an apology...'

Arlong: SHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!

Jinbe: 'I'll let it slide for now. We have only one objective right now... !' Just call me Jinbe. I was a Shichibukai, but I've already lost my title. I'll fight alongside you at Marineford ! I'll respond to the Okama's wishes as well... we'll definitely rescue Ace !

Luffy/Buggy: EEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH ?!

Luffy: WAIT, WAIT !! YOU'RE A SHICHIBUKAI ?! OF COURSE YOU STRONG !!

Newkama: It's stranger that you didn't know...

Jinbe: Oh... Sorry I didn't introduce myself earlier.

Buggy: HEY !! WHAT IS THIS ABOUT MARINE HEADQUARTERS ?! ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT'S WHERE THIS SHIP IS HEADED ?! Don't you know that Whitebeard and the Marines are going to be fighting a war there ?!

Escapee: Eh ? What ? Marine headquarters ?

Crocodile: It's your fault for not saying something earlier, idiots.

Buggy: WHAT ?!

Crocodile: Once you pass through the gates of Justice, the only places you can go are marine headquarters and Enies Lobby. We're riding the government-only tri-current now. It's a gigantic whirlpool that links the government's three major facilities. The whole reason we broke out is that we have business I this war.

Escapees: WE DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT THIS !!

Buggy: STOP THE SHIP RIGHT NOW !!

Jinbe: Even if I wanted to, I wouldn't be able to.

"Well, just get off then. With a bit of luck, you'll float all the way until you reach Impel Down again."

Buggy: HOW ARE WE EVEN SUPPOSED TO DO THAT ?! WE'D BE TORN APART !!

Escapee: I'd rather go back to prison than go there !!

Newkama: Uhh, we people of Newkama land knew about it...

Escapees: MARINE HEADQUARTERS AND THE SHICHIBUKAI VERSUS THE WHITEBEARD PIRATES ! THAT BATTLE IS SCARIER THAN HELL !!

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Luffy: Hm ? Hello ?

???: This is marine HQ.

Luffy: Ah, I'm Luffy.

All: WHY'D YOU SAY YOUR NAME ?!

HQ: The Impel Down defense fleet has reported that this ship has been taken by escaped prisoners. Based on reports we received before communications were, we've concluded that there were two masterminds behind the escape !

Escapees: two ?

'Oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap...'

HQ: The pirate "Strawhat Luffy", and "Buggy the Clown", also a pirate !

Buggy: Wha... Whaaaaaat ?!

'Phew...'

Escapees: Ehh ?! Seriously ?! They think Captain Buggy was more important than the Shichibukai or one of the intruders ?! Who are you ?!

Buggy: W- Why you ?!

HQ: We thought you were merely just another nameless pirate... But Buggy the Clown, you were actually once a member of the pirate king Gol D. Roger's crew !!

Buggy: H- How did they know... ?!

Escapees: EEEEHHHH ?!

HQ: We also found out that one of the four emperors, red-hair Shanks, once thought of you as a brother !!

Escapees: WHAAAAAAAT ?!

HQ: It's impressive that a man like you has managed to stay off our radar for so long. Hiding under the surface only to show yourself at this time ? We haven't found a connection between you and Fire fist Ace, but we're certain that your objective is the same as Strawhat Luffy's: To rescue Ace !

HQ: We've also confirmed that over 200 prisoners are on that ship, including Jinbe, Crocodile and Ivankov... ! Let me warn you now. If we don't open the Gates of Justice at Marineford, you won't be able to leave the tri-current ! There is nowhere for you to escape to, and no way for you to survive ! that's all...

Luffy: Hey !! Wait, marines !! I'M GOING TO SAVE ACE !! SO YOU JUST WASH SOME POTATOES AND WAIT !!

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"... It... It's 'Neck', Luffy..."

Newkamas: This isn't the time to be washing potatoes anyway !! And why are you picking a fight with Marine Headquarters ?!

Escapees: More importantly, Captain Buggy ! You were a part of the Pirate King's crew ?! And you knew Red-Hair Shanks ?! I knew it... Our savior was really an amazing pirate !!

Buggy: This is bad... ! If they know that much, then the government will be watching me !

Jinbe: So he has that kind of history...

Bonez: But he's so weak...

Three: Th- Then why is he such a coward... ?!

Ivankov: Nfufu, no crew is perfect !

"... Didn't your ex vice-captain mention you at some point, now that I think about it... ?"

Buggy: V- Vice-captain... ?!

"Yeah. You know, Rayleigh. Dark King Rayleigh. You haven't forgotten him, have you ?"

Buggy: Whaaaa ?! You... ! You met old man Rayleigh ?! How's he doing ?! That takes me back ! Vice-captain ! Where did he end up... ?

Escapees: THE LORD OF THE UNDERWORLD, DARK KING RAYLEIGH'S CAME UP TOO ! THIS IS AN AMAZING CONVERSATION !! Captain Buggy !! You really are a fearsome man !!

Buggy: No, no, wait !! That's all true, but... If my reputation gets that big, my life as a pirate from here on...

Escapees: Awesome, he was a member of that legendary crew !! Buggy !! Buggy !!

Buggy: Really, I was just a cabin boy... You idiots ! Stop cheering ! You're making too big of a deal out of this... 'Wait... this isn't that bad... Even of the marines are giving me too much credit, this misunderstanding could work for me... And none of it is technically a lie. My stock is really rising now.. ! With this momentum... If I can ride this and take Whitebeard's head too... I could be... One of the Four emperors ?! No, even further... the pirate King ?!'

Buggy: 'Yeah, these guys all have higher bounties than me, so if I make them my underlings... If I use them wisely...'

Escapees: Captain Buggy !! We'll stick with you !! Give us your orders !! we'll take the ship from those guys who want to go to Marine Headquarters !! And then we'll be free!! hand over the ship, Strawhat !! We finally escaped from prison, there's no way we're going to Marine HQ next !! We've got Captain Buggy on our side !! Come on, Captain Buggy !!

Jinbe: This could be bad...

Crocodile: Let's just kill them all.

"No need to go that far... throw them overboard, it's enough."

Escapees: BUGGY !! BUGGY !! BUGGY !! BUGGY !!

Buggy: 'That's right ! I can do it... I feel great ! I can win ! I. Can. Do. This !!' BE QUIET, YOU BUNCH OF MORONS !! CHRIST, ARE YOU ALL OUT OF YOUR MINDS ?!

Buggy: There's no stopping this ship anymore !! We're heading for the center of this war !! We've already come this far, so calm down and think... We could reach out and touch the pinnacle of this world !! A chance like this won't come around again ! If you're a man... Come with me and chase my dream !! Today... I'll take Whitebeard's head... AND WITH IT, THE WHOLE WORLD !!

Escapees: UWOOOOOH... C- Captain Buggy !! Uhhh... !! Captain Buggy ! We... We've been in the darkness of hell for so long... ! Somehow we... We lost sight of what's important !! the dreams we all had, the treasures of our hearts !! We'll follow you !! Who needs a boring life of peace ?!

Buggy: That's right !! here we go, men !! TO MARINE HEADQUARTERS !!

Escapees: UWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH !!

Luffy: Well, that worked out well...

Jinbe: It looks like he has a talent for this...

Escapees: Captain Buggy !! You're the world's leader !! we'll follow you anywhere !!

Buggy: Gyhahahaha !! I'll hold you to that !!

"... You sure we can't throw a few overboard, just to teach them ?"