" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

Your POV:

Villager: Arlong Park... Is destroyed... !

Johnny: Brothers...

Yosaku: Just what the heck happened in there ?! Which one of them won ?!

Johnny: After that destruction, I can't possibly imagine that...

Nami: ... Luffy...

Atop of the ruin, rubble started twitching, revealing that a certain blue light has been preventing Arlong Park from crushing its two destroyers.

Nami: Guys... !!

Johnny/Yosaku: BHHHHRRRUWWWTHERRRSS !! (Brothers)

Villager: Are... Are they alright... ?

Luffy: NAMI !! YOU'RE OUR CREWMATE, GOT IT ?!!

Nami: ... Got it !

Yosaku: THEY WON !! THEY DID IT, SISTER NAMI ! THEY WON !!

Genzo: it feels like I'm dreaming... I'd never imagine that such a day would actually come...

Villagers: ARLONG PARK HAS FALLEN !!!

???: That's enough celebrating !! Chi chi chi chi !

Villagers: It's him... !!

Nezumi: What a lucky day it is for me today ! I'd like to thank you all for showing me a most exhilarating battle. Whether by sheer luck or not, I'd have never guesses that the fishmen would actually be defeated by a bunch of no-name pirates. But thanks to you, the money that I had to hand over to Arlong, as well as all the riches of Arlong park now belongs to me ! So throw down your weapons ! I, Captain Nezumi of the 16th branch of the navy, shall hereby take credit for your victory !

Yosaku: Brother Zoro ! Brother Sanji !

Sanji: Y/n, you better not be dead, or we'll kill you for what you've done...

Zoro: It's not nice to be such a wet blanket, when people are busy celebrating.

Nezumi: G... go ahead ! Lay eben one binger on me ib yu dare ! I swear yu won't ged away widdit !

"I think he's asking for more."

Nami: This is for shooting Nojiko, and defiling Bellemere's tangerine fields...

Nezumi: H... Huh ?

Soldiers: CAPTAIN !!!

Nojiko: Thanks, Nami ! I feel better already !

Gen: he still needs about 1000 more of these !

Nezumi: Buhaaa !

Nami: Now go clean up after the fishmen ! Then help rebuild Gosa village ! And you're not to touch any of the money left here in Arlong park ! That's this island money alone ! And one more thing !

Nezumi: OWWW OWWW OWWW ! I'll do whudeber yu say !!

Nami: Give me back my money !!

Nezumi: I will, I will !!

Nezumi: LISTEN WELL, YOU ROTTEN PIRATES ! ESPECIALLY YOU TWO !! I REMEMBER YOUR NAMES !! AND YOU'RE THE ONES IN CHARGE, AREN'T YOU ?!! LET ME JUST SAY THAT YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR JUST DESERTS FOR ANGERING ME !! I SWEAR I'LL GET BACK AT YOU FOR THIS !!

Sanji: He said you're gonna get your just deserts.

Luffy: How does he know I'm gonna be the Pirate King ?

"I don't think that's what he meant..."

Usopp: W- What do we do, guys ?! What happens if he really does get back at us ?!

"Usopp, we're pirates. That was supposed to happen at some point."

Gen: To think we'd be saved by pirates... You just never know...

Villagers: ALRIGHT, GUYS ! WE CAN'T JUST HOG ALL THE GOOD NEWS FOR OURSELVES ! LET'S GO TELL EVERYONE ON THE ISLAND, THAT ARLONG PARK IS NO MORE !!!

Zoro: UGYAAAAAA !!!

Sanji: He's screaming again.

Usopp: Well, duh. The doctor said it'd normally take 2 whole years for him to fully recover.

Sanji: And yet he still insists on moving around. he's out of his mind.

Doctor: You fool ! How could you even THINK of trying to shoddily patch up these serious wounds on your own ?! Don't you have a doctor on your ship ?!

Luffy: A doctor ? That's a good idea. But we'd need a musician first.

"Why... ?"

Luffy: Because pirates gotta sing, you know.

Zoro: G... GYAAAAAA !!

Doctor: Dammit ! I can't work if you keep squirming like that ! ANESTHESIA !!

"Coming right up !"

https://youtu.be/T8Eu15L3mdE

One week of unending fiesta later:

Yosaku: we must now return back to our job as bounty hunters. So thank you all for your help until now.

Johnny: Though we must say goodbye, may we meet once again someplace else in the future.

Luffy: I see then. Take care.

Yosaku: the same to you, brothers.

Usopp: Where is she anyways ?

Zoro: Maybe she's not coming ?

Sanji: What ?!! Is Nami really not coming ?!!

"How should we know ?"

Luffy: Hey ! Sanji, that raw ham melon you were talking about wasn't anywhere !

"Oh right, I think it was me who finished it..."

Genzo: What ?! She's leaving all her money behind ?! All 100 million berrys ?!

Doctor: She's not taking any of her money with her ? But she risked her life to save up that much...

Nojiko: She said it's fine. Since she can always steal more... I told her to take a little bit at least, but she wouldn't hear of it. You know how she is.

Genzo: That fool... It's US who should be trying to make things up to HER after all she did... !

Nami: SET SAIL !!

Villagers: Huh ? Nami ?!

Usopp: She's running over here ? What do we do ?

Luffy: She said set sail, so... I guess we should set sail.

Genzo: Don't tell me... She's planning to leave, without letting us say even a word of thanks of goodbye... ?!

"Raise the sail !"

Nojiko: Nami, stop ! At least let us thank you for all you've done !

Villager: Ahh ! They're taking off ! But we needed to thank you pirates t-

Luffy: SET SAIL !

Genzo: Nami, wait ! I can't allow you to leave this way !

Sanji: You sure it's okay to let her leave like this ?

Luffy: It's her goodbye so let's let her decide.

Villagers: Nami !! NAMI !! Why... !!

Villagers: Wha ?! My wallet's gone ! / Mine too ! / Me to ! / Same here ! / Mine as well !!

Nami: Take care everyone~ !

Genzo: You...

Villagers: YOU ROTTEN LITTLE THIEF !!!

Usopp: She still hasn't changed a bit.

Zoro: Is she going to betray us again ?

"She doesn't have a reason to anymore. But still, close your pockets and watch closely your wallet, just in case..."

Sanji: Nami, good job !

Luffy: Hahahaha !!

Villagers: YOU THIEVING CAT !! GIVE IT BACK ! GIVE MY WALLET BACK ! YOU LITTLE BRAT !!

Villagers: COME BACK ANYTIME YOU WANT, YOU HEAR !! BE SURE TO STAY SAFE ! WE HAVE SO MUCH TO THANK YOU ALL FOR !!

Nami: 'I'm off, Bellemere...' GOODBYE, EVERYONE !! I'LL BE OFF NOW !!

Nami: Another price-increase ? Don't you think it's getting a bit too expensive ?

Gull-mailman: Caww...

Nami: Raise the price again and I won't be buying your papers anymore.

Usopp: What're you getting so riled up about ? It's just a newspaper.

Nami: Daily expenses all add up, don't you know ?!

"I thought you were done with saving up money ?"

Nami: Don't be stupid. From now on, I'm going to be saving up money for no one but me alone. there's no way i'm going to be a penniless pirate !

"So not only the navigator, but the treasurer as well, then..."

Usopp: Ok, ok. I'm in the middle of developing my secret tabasco star so keep away ! An enemy who gets this in their eye, will be rendered completely helpl-

Sanji: KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF !!

Luffy: Aghh ! Oh, come on ! can't I just have at least one ?

Usopp: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!

"What a terrifying weapon... "

Sanji: Absolutely not ! These are Nami's beloved tangerine trees ! I won't allow anyone to lay even a single finger on them ! Nami !! rest assured, my defense powered by love is infallible !

Nami: Thanks a lot, Sanji~ !

"You really are a witch, aren't you... ?"

Luffy: Oh well. I'm in a good mood so I'll drop it then. we're finally on our way to Grand Line !!

Nami: ... The World's in such turmoil... Another coup d'etat in Vila... ?

Luffy: A flyer ?

Luffy: Hahahahaha !! Looks like we're wanted men now ! It says 30 million Berrys !

Nami: Once again, you splendidly fail to understand the gravity of the situation... Don't you realize this means your life is at risk ?! With that bounty, I'm sure the navy HQ as well as other strong bounty hunters will come after you...

Usopp: Look Sanji ! My picture's here for the whole world to see ! I might be famous !

Sanji: As if. That's just the back of your head.

"Well, Luffy, this is your first step toward your dream. You know what's next ?"

Luffy: Of course ! Let's head straight for Grand Line, men !!

*Flap flap*

Nami: What's that again... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH !!

Sanji: Nami ! What happened- AGH ?!! Y- Y/n... ?

"What is it ?"

Sanji: You... You might want to look at that paper...

"Why ? What could be on that..."

(I tried my best, guys, okay ?)

"... Nani the fuck ?!"

Luffy: 25 million berrys ?! You got a bounty too !!

Nami: That's all you have to say ?! With this, we definitely can't afford to just loitering around in East Blue any longer !

Luffy: Another reason to head for Grand Line !

"Damn it, I couldn't even beat this guy..."

Zoro: Who ?

"Someone from Shanks' crew. He has the same bounty as me..."

Luffy: You mean that panda guy ?

(A/n: Wink wink.)

On a certain island, on Grand Line:

Pirate: AGHHH ! HAWKEYES ! JUST WHAT HAVE YOU COME HERE FOR ?!

Mihawk: No need to get antsy, I've no business with the rest of you. Where are your officers ? To be hanging around on an island such as this... Your captain is quite the easygoing man...

Pirate: C- C- C- CAPTAAAAIIINNN !!!

Shanks: Ah, Hawkeyes. Quite a rare guest I've got today. I'm not in such a good mood right now but... Have you come for a fight ?

Mihawk: Hmph... As if I'd want to settle things with a man with only one arm. I came across some interesting pirates, and I was reminded of that story you told me long ago. That story about an interesting duo of kids in a certain village...

Shanks: WHA ?! YOU MEAN... ! So you've come at last, Luffy.

Shanks: Hey, everyone ! let's drink ! It's time for a party !!

Lucky Roux: Drink ? But weren't you grumbling over your hangover just now ?!

Shanks: You dumbass ! How could a man not drink on a day as joyous as this ?! Hawkeyes ! You sit down and have a drink too !

Fushia village:

Villagers: Look, Luffy and Y/n became wanted men ! Not bad ! Maybe our village will become known for being the home of two famous pirates ! That'd be great !

Mayor: Stop celebrating, you fools ! Just what's there to be happy about having criminals come from our village ?!

Makino: Haha, but look just how happy Luffy seems.

Mayor: A pirate is a pirate !!

Makino: It is his dream after all. Are you worried... ?

Mayor: Is it his dream... Or his fate... ?