" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

Your POV:

Luffy: No, nope, no way. I don't know anything about it. Not at all, not me.

Sanji: hey, why do you keep looking away ? Look straight into my eyes. Now let me ask you. HOW IS it that the rations for 9 that I had saved up to take us to Alabasta, suddenly disappeared in the middle of the night ? Resistance is futile, you'd be a terrible poker player.

Luffy: Mmmmmmmm...

"hey, what's that around your mouth ?"

Luffy: CRAP !! LEFTOVERS ?!

Sanji: IT WAS YOU !!! Oh, lovely Nami, can you believe that asshole ?! You gotta buy me a fridge with a lock !

Nami: yeah, I'll think about it. Our lives probably depends on it...

"Say, you think Luffy had accomplices ? I doubt he could do that all by himself..."

Usopp/Chopper/Karoo: *Nervous munching*

Usopp: *Gulp* Okay... Better catch some fish real quick.

Karoo: Quack.

Nami: Hero ? Crocodile is the hero of Alabasta ?

Usopp/Chopper/Karoo: *beaten the shit out of them*

Vivi: Basically, the shichibukai are pirates working for the World government. Whether they crush pirates for treasure, or the marines crush them in the name of justice... The people's gratitude doesn't change, after all, their town's attackers are driven away.

"That's a good level of master plan... the people would never expect their hero to take over the country."

Lufy: So look out, Crocodile !! I just need to kick his ass, right ?!!

Vivi: Yes... First we'll stop the rebellion. If we can drive Baroque Works out of Alabasta, my country will be saved.

Usopp: Wait, hold on. How the heck does Baroque Work's system work, anyways ? "Mr" this, and "Miss" that...

Vivi: The system is simple. At the top is Crocodile, Mr.0. There are 13 agents who take orders directly from the bossu, 12 men and one animal. All their names are "Mr" plus a number. They are paired with female agents according to their particular powers. Mr 13 and Miss Friday are special in that they punish the other agents for failure.

Vivi: All the agents from Mr.5 up are called "officer agents", most of them have devil fruit powers. They don't act unless the business is extremely important. Below them are the frontier agents, commanding the basic units, and in charge to raise funds for the organization around the entrance of Grand Line. That is the secret organization "Baroque Works" in a nutshell.

Luffy: I GET IT NOW !! LOOK OUT CROCODILE !! I JUST NEED TO KICK HIS ASS, RIGHT ?!!

"Have you been listening, Luffy ?"

Nami: Then that means... if the takeover of Alabasta is Baroque Works' final plan...

"Then the officer agents will all gather up in Alabasta..."

"Luffy, if you eat the bait, we won't be able to catch anything..."

Luffy: ... It wasn't only me.

Usopp: I ONLY ATE THE STUFF ON THE BOTTOM OF THE LID !!

"Seriously... Desperate situations requires desperate measures..."

*Splash*

Usopp: Why'd he jump ?

Luffy: Nevermind that, he know what he's doing. Pay more attention to the line.

Vivi: Guys, have you caught any-

Luffy: I wonder if we'll catch a shark.

Usopp: I want to catch a sea monster.

Vivi: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO KAROO ?!!!

https://youtu.be/T8Eu15L3mdE

"There you go. Who wants some fried fish ?"

Luffy: OUR SAVIOR !!

Usopp: GOD BLESS THIS MAN !!

"Easy there guys... But at least now I know why there's so little fish around here. Look ahead everyone."

Usopp: What's that ?

Luffy: Is it cotton candy ?

Vivi: Come quick, Nami ! There's something up ahead !!

"Sanji ? Food supplies just showed up. Make sure it stays out of Luffy's reach."

Sanji: Count on me for that one.

Nami: That ? Don't worry, it's just steam.

Usopp: Just steam from the ocean ?!

Nami: Yes, it's a hotspot. It's where magma comes out. There must be underwater volcanoes under us.

Chopper: Volcanoes underwater ?

"Not only that, but there's way more of them than those on land. Who knows, if this keeps up, in a few centuries, or a few millennia, there will be a new island here."

Usopp: Wow !

Luffy: Who cares, we can't eat it.

Vivi: This place is amazing...

Luffy: Thousands of years... I wonder if I'll be alive then.

Usopp: No, you'd die.

Karoo: Quaaaack !!

Pirate: Mr.2 Bonclay !!

Bonclay: What is it ?

Pirate: Smoke at 12 O'clock !!

Bonclay: DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO IT !! GO STRAAAIGHT THROUGH !!!

Pirate: Right away !!

Bonclay: HERE WE GO !!!

Pirate: Koff Koff ! We made it !

Pirates: AAAAAAAH !! MR.2 BONCLAY IS GONE !!! CHECK IN THE CABIN ! HE'S NOT THERE !! IMPOSSIBLE !!! MR.2 BONCLAY !!!

Usopp/Luffy: WE CAUGHT AN OKAMAAAAAA !!

Bonclay: OH NOOOOOOOOO !! How did I get stuck... On this weird giant duck ?!! Ah...

Bonclay: Thank you very much. You are swanderful people.

"Don't mention it... Can't believe I had to bring back all three of you together, why the hell did you jump ?"

Bonclay: My life has been saved by pirates that I do not even know, I will never forget this. Might I have a warm cup of soup ?

Sanji: NO.

"Sooo... You can't swim either, is that it ?"

Bonclay: yes, I ate a devil fruit.

Usopp: Really ?! What kind ?

Bonclay: Well, I must wait for my ship to come back anyways, so I might as well put on a show. This is my power !!!

Usopp: LUFFY !!!

"... Oh boy, here I go killing again !"

Bonclay: Waaait, waaaait, waaait !! I told you this was my show !!!

Zoro: Wha... ?!

'Luffy': Stoooop joking aroouuuuuund !!!

Luffy: Huh ?? It's me !!!

"What the actual fuck is happening right now ?!"

'Luffy': Surprised ?! Surprised ?! Gaahahahahaha !!

Bonclay: Touch my face with my left hand and it goes back to normal. This is the power of my "mane mane" fruit !!

Nami: The voice...

Usopp: Even the physique is the same... !!

Luffy: WHOA !! COOOOOOOOOL !!!

Bonclay: Well, it's not necessary to punch you for it to work.

'Usopp': If I just touch your face...

'Zoro': With my right hand...

'Chopper': I can imitate anyone...

'Y/n': Perfectly reproduce them...

'This vision will haunt my nightmares forever...'

'Nami': Just like this ! And your bodies, too.

Nami: Stop it !!

Bonclay: OUCHIE !!!

Bonclay: i'm so sorry, but that's all I can show you.

Luffy: YOU'RE AWESOME !! Do some more !!

Bonclay: Veeeeeeery well !!

Nami: He changed his mind.

"As disturbing as it is, it's certainly entertaining."

Bonclay: I've also got a perfect memory !! Every face I've ever touched !! I never forget a single one !

Vivi: Wha...

Zoro: Ridiculous...

Bonclay: How do you like my super-special talent ?! I usually never show this to people !!

Luffy/Usopp/Chopper: COOOOOOOOOOL !!!

All 4: Stoooop joking arooooouuuuuund~ !! Stoooooop joking arooooouuuuuund~ !!

Nami: Someone please kill them. Hey, there's a ship coming this way, is it yours ?

Bonclay: Oh my oh me ! Is it time to leave already ?! Too bad.

Luffy/Usopp/Chopper: Awwwwwwwww !!

Bonclay: Do not feel sad, my babies !! Separation is inevitable !! never forget me ! Length of time means nothing... To true friendship !!

"We met 10 minutes ago..."

Luffy: WE'LL SEE YOU AGAIN !!!

Bonclay: LET'S GO, LOVIES !!!

Pirates: YES, SIR !! MR.2 BONCLAY SIR !!!

All: MR.2 ?!!

Vivi: That was... MR.2 BONCLAY !!!

Luffy: Vivi !! Didn't you recognize his face ?!!

Vivi: No... I've never met Mr.2 or the Mr.1 pair. I didn't know that he had any powers either !! But I did hear rumors about him... That he was a huge okama, talked like an okama, wore a swan coat which had "okama way" written on his back...

"And... You didn't recognize him with that... ?"

Vivi: One of those past faces he showed off from memory... Was my father's... !! What in the world... Will he use my father's face to so ?!

"If we put together everything we know... There's no way it can be anything good..."

Usopp: We just let a really dangerous guy get away.

Chopper: He was an enemy... ?

"Chopper, that naivete of you will get you in trouble one day..."

Nami: Well, he will be dangerous if he turns into an enemy... Assuming he finds out we're his enemies. If he uses his memory to turn into one of us, we won't be able to trust each other.

Luffy: Really ?

"We'll give you a summary once we're done, Luffy."

Zoro: Wait a minute. This is a point, but there's no need to be afraid of him. Now we can use countermeasures.

"I like the sound of that."

Pirate: Mr.2 Bonclay, you seem to be in good spirits...

Bonclay: Gahahahaha !! I have made some new friends !!