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Your POV:

Nami: ... It just can't be done ! It's impossible for these three to not cause trouble.

Usopp: yeah... This city has enough trouble brewing already. Absolutely impossible...

Nami: In that case, I can't allow them to enter the city !

Usopp: Ah ! Nami !

Chopper: She's running after them...

Usopp: Well... If those three are with her, it probably will be okay.

Sanji: What ?! If Nami-san is going, then I'm going too !!

Usopp: YOU CAN'T GO !! IF YOU LEAVE TOO, THEN... WHEN THIS... THIS SHIP GETS ATTACKED...

Chopper: I beg you! Don't go !

Sanji: Okay, okay ! Now let go of me ! ... Huh ? Where's Robin-chan ?

Usopp: ... ? She disappeared.

Luffy: "I promise not to fight with others in this city."

Nami: Good. You guys meant it, right ?

Luffy: Yeah...

Zoro: Yeah...

"As long as they don't start it, at least. We're still allowed to retaliate, right ?"

Nami: No.

"Fine. Yes moooom..."

Nami: I'm serious ! If you cause any trouble, we won't be able to stay in this city. Which means we can't go to the Sky island.

"Mhm."

Nami: Wha... Who is that ?

Luffy: Look, he fell off his horse.

Zoro: Yeah, he fell off.

"Definitely. Off his horse."

Dying: Ah... Ah... *Cough* *cough*

Luffy: Look, he coughed up blood.

Zoro: Yeah, blood.

"Definitely, that was blood."

Dying: Alright, excuse me, young ones... Help me up, please.

Zoro: You just don't want to pick yourself up, right ?

Dying: Hah, so embarrassing. Alright, going back up. i've always been weak physically.. Okay, let's go, Stronger.

Horse: BLURGH !!

"Even the horse is weak..."

Dying: Here... A token of my gratitude... Do me a favor, have a taste.

Zoro: No thanks, I value my life.

Luffy: Ah ! Apples ! Don't mind if I do. *Cronch*

"Don't eat them ! Can't you see it's a trap ?!"

*BOOOOOOOOOM*

Citizens: GYAAAAH !! WHAT HAPPENED ? There was a weird man who gave out apple to those men... And right after they ate them, five of them exploded ! Man, that place's all messed up ! It's like hell in there right now !

Nami: What ! Why ?! LUFFY, SPIT ! SPIT IT OUT !!

Luffy: ACKKK ! I... I ALREADY SWALLOWED IT !

Zoro: What are you trying to pull here ?!

"... Kaboom ?"

Dying: Haha... *Cough* Hehe, don't worry ! If he took the "wrong" one, he would have been dead on the first bite. Hehe... That kid... is safe. You... *Cough* You're really lucky.

Nami: What's with this place ?!

"Hey, calm down, would you ?"

Nami: Luffy almost got killed for no reason !

Luffy: It happens.

Nami: So don't let it happen ! This is too weird ! Will we find any info in this kind of city ?

Citizens: Look ! That idiot did it again ! It's that self proclaimed "Fighting champion" ! How many victims have there been already ? I mean, it's not like he is an infamous criminal... Who is he anyway... ?

Champion: MWAHAHAHAHAH !!!

Citizens: Best to have nothing to do with that sort of guy.

Zoro/Luffy: "Champion" ?!

"Don't even think about it. You two are NOT challenging that guy. Nami, we need to move on before something else happens."

Nami: How about here... ? Doesn't seem to be noisy ! Better put, it's quiet...

"True... the rest of the city is utter chaos, but this place seems rather nice. With these houses built on the water, it's like an oversea vacation spot."

Zoro: There is nobody here, even though I smell such a strong smell of good food.

Receptionist: AH ! C- Customers ! This is such a bad time !

"Hm ? Where ?"

Receptionist: If you just walk in like this... We, the "Tropical Hotel", are currently... "Bought-out" by Mister Bellamy and his crew.

"So this is a hotel. You shouldn't be so nervous, it's bad for your health."

Receptionist: If... If Mister Bellamy sees this, it'll be very bad ! Please, leave at once !

Luffy: What are you saying ? We're just looking around.

Zoro: Who's that Bellamy anyways ?

Sarquiss: hey, what's going on ?

Receptionist: EEEEEK !!

Sarquiss: You, the dirty kids. Where did you come from... ?

Receptionist: M... Mister Sarquiss, welcome back !! Ah, this... Um...

Bitch: Stop making excuses, kick them out ! Do you know how much we spent to buy this place out ?

Sarquiss: Well said, Lily. You heard her, go home, kids... !

Luffy: ... Umm... May I bust this guy's face ?

"Ye-"

Nami: NO WAY !!

Sarquiss: Huh ? Hahahah !! interesting, kid ! Wants to "Bust my face" ?... heh, you look like such a poor pitiful kid. Take this, use it to buy some nice clothing.

Bitch: Sarquiss, giving them money is a waste.

Sarquiss: Haha... Will it be better to wipe my ass with it ?

Luffy: Oooh ? It's for us ?

"... We're leaving, Luffy."

Luffy: Oh, already ?

Nami: I'm getting pissed !

Luffy: Ouch ! I can walk by myself !

Sarquiss: What... Don't want it ? HAHA !! Hehe...

Bitch: Hehe, useless trash !

Crew: Sarquiss ! Lily ! Don't go too hard on them !

Sarquiss: Oh ? You guys were there the whole time ?

Crew: they have been trying very hard in their own ways of adventuring ! Look. Although they are just trash, compared to you and Bellamy, for normal standards, they are not that bad ! Though, it's not likely that they'll be able to catch on with the "New age".

Sarquiss: Even so, those useless kids are worth 30 and 25 million... ? I'll show this to Bellamy.

Bartender: This "Mocktown", it was more or less built on money from pirates. The way pirates spend money is like spilling water. Even though they see fighting and killing as an "Everyday thing", they rarely attack the citizens. After all, what good is money if there is nowhere to spend it at ?

Nami: Still, I really don't like this city !

"You and me both."

Bartender: Hah, a normal person would say so. Unfortunately, there are not many normal people here. It takes 4 days to set the "Record", so one must leave before getting any trouble.

Nami: 4 days... We must be gone in 2 days then. Hey, mister-

Luffy: HEY ! MISTER !

???: HEY, OLD MAN !

Bartender: Hmm ? What ?

Luffy: THIS CHERRY PIE TASTES SO BAD, I'M GONNA DIE !!

???: THIS CHERRY PIE TASTES SO GOOD, I'M GONNA DIE !!

Luffy: This drink tastes so good !!

???: This drink tastes so bad !!

"... Let it slide, this'll be fun."

???: is there something wrong with your tongue ?

Luffy: is there something with your brain ?

Bartender: i'm not the cook, I don't really care...

Luffy: Hey mister, I want 50 pieces of meat, to go.

???: old man, I'll take 51 cherry pies to go.

Luffy: Ah... I meant 51 pieces.

???: My mistake, I'll take 52.

Luffy: Wait, change it to 54 pieces.

???: 55 pies.

Luffy: 60 pieces of meat.

???: 70 pies.

Luffy: 80.

???: 100.

Both: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM ? YOU WANNA FIGHT ?!

"How did it turns out like that ?!"

Nami: Luffy, you promised, remember ? We're not carrying enough money anyways ! We're not here to shop !

???: You are... A pirate... ?

Luffy: yes, that's right !

???: Bounty ?

Luffy: 30 million !

???: 30 million... ?! You ? IT'S NOT POSSIBLE ! YOU'RE LYING !

Luffy: I'M NOT LYING ! IT'S TRUE !

"KNOCK IT OFF, YOU TWO !!"

Bartender: Hey, please don't fight in my bar. You, take this and leave. 50 cherry pies.

???: Hmph... Huh ?

Bellamy: Is there a pirate with a Straw hat in here ?

Pirates: It's... BELLAMY !!

Citizens: Hey, what's going on ? It's Roshio the executioner's... Grave... It looks like a war zone. Did someone shoot cannonballs into this city ?

Citizens: Dunno... even the people who were here don't know what happened. How would we know... But there is one thing that we can be sure of... The one who fought Roshio, was Bellamy... Bellamy "The Hyena", he must have some sort of devil fruit power.

Bellamy: Hmm, so you're the 30 million Berry boy ? "Strawhat" Luffy. And you're the 25 million brat, "Sans".

Zoro: looks like someone's looking for you two.

Luffy: What is it ?

"Bellamy ? Aren't you that guy who booked the entire hotel for yourself ? Dick move."

Pirates: You hear that ? He said those kids are worth 30 and 25 million. Those kids ? Can it be true...

Luffy: I've only met giants so far today.

Bellamy: Hey, give me your most expensive alcohol, and that kid, give him whatever he wants.

Bartender: ... Alright.

Nami: It's that group from before...

Bitch: Ugh, it's all stinky and dirty, what a nasty place. How can you guys drink here ?

Pirate: And all they sell here is the cheap stuff.

Sarquiss: Hmmm ? This place is packed

Pirates: What's with that sword ? That guy must be him, you know, "Bigknife" Sarquiss.

Sarquiss: They could have given us their seats. They didn't have any etiquette, what a bunch of idiots. Hmph...

Clients: Are they looking to start a fight here ? That's none of our business anyways, so let's drink.

Bartender: here, sorry to keep you waiting.

Bitch: ... Bellamy always like to play...

Sarquiss: yeah, he does...

Bellamy: Here, let's drink.

Luffy: Ah, thanks. Hahaha, you're a good guy after all.

"LUFFY !"

Clients: AHHH, THEY'VE STARTED !

Sarquiss: HAHAHAHAHAHA ! BELLAMY FINALLY LOST CONTROL ! HAHA !!

"Alright..."

https://youtu.be/GvbY9yKb4X4

"How much do you want your mom to recognize your corpse ?"

Bellamy: What do you think you're doing, hm ? Brats !

Zoro: That question... Should be for you to answer.

Nami: G- Guys, wait ! We haven't found any info yet, okay ?

"Don't try it, Nami. We're perfectly calm right now."

Bellamy: Hmm ? You can still stand up, Haha.

Luffy: Okay... I take it you're ready to die.

Pirates: HAHA, they actually want to fight Bellamy ! Haha, do it, do it !

Bellamy: GYAHAHA, this isn't a fight, it's a test ! Come on ! Show me what you got !

Nami: Wait ! Guys ! Hey, mister ! We want to go to "Sky island" ! Do you know anything about it ?!

Bitch: Is she joking... ?

Pirate: What did that girl just say ?

Nami: How to get to "Sky Island"...

Pirates: SHE SAID SKY ISLAND ! HAHAHA ! YOU HAVE TO BE JOKING !!

Nami: What are you joking at ?! This Log pose I clearly pointing to the sky !

Pirates: YOU LOG POSE IS POINTING TO THE SKY ? HAHAHA !! LOG POSES MESS UP ALL THE TIME ! EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT !

Bellamy: Hehehehe... hey, hey, I can't take it anymore ! I don't know which backwater country you kids are from, but you actually believe the myth of the Sky Island ? Hehe, what age are you people from ! The mysterious currents of Grand Line are now being solved one by one. The Knock-up Stream is just one of them. Hehe, let me guess, you've never heard of it ? The victims of this stream are shot upwards into the sky and then free fall back into the ocean. A long time ago when sailors saw ships falling from the sky, they imagined that there was an island in the sky. Saying "There must be another world up in the sky". Impossible. All phenomenon have an explanation. Even "Dreams" can be explained.

Bellamy: Hehe, I can't believe this ! I was gonna test you and see if I'd let you join my crew of "New era"... But you're just a bunch of crazy dreamers ! LISTEN UP !! THE PIRATE'S DREAM ERA IS OVER ! THE LOST CITY OF GOLD ?! THE EMERALD CITY ?! THE GREAT TREASURE OF "ONE PIECE" ?! The fools who go after their "Dream treasure" cannot see what's to be had in front of them ! In this era of the sea, the ones who do not have real strength... ARE THE ONES KILLED BY THEIR OWN IMAGINATIONS ! In the end, this is just how people will judge the idiots who died. "This guy lived his dream, how admirable". Gyahahaha ! WHAT A JOKE !! Whenever I see those idiots that chase their dreams, IT MAKES MY STOMACH CRINGE !!

Nami: LUFFY !!

Bellamy: It's all because there are wimps like you, that we pirates get such a bad reputation.

Pirates: Hehehe... Get out, losers. You're making the beer taste bad. Bellamy said it all. GET THE HELL OUT ! HURRY UP AND LEAVE THIS TOWN !

Sarquiss: HAHAHA ! HEY, BELLAMY ! The paying customers want to see a show !

Bellamy: haha ! Piece of cake, I'd be happy to ! Gyahahaha !

Nami: Guys ! Forget the promise, just kick his ass !

"No. Zoro, Luffy. Whatever you do, don't fight against them."