" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

3rd person POV:

Drunkard: *Burp* Oh... Yah~... What a waste... All the rum I drank is going down the drain, such a waste~... Such a waste~. Down the drain ! God of rum, thank you for today~... Yoo, there is probably no such thing as god of rum huh ?

Drunkard: Yah... Finished, finished... I released all the water in my body... Now I won't be able to sweat ! Yihihihi.

*Plop*

Drunkard: Oh, a newspaper ? Something happened today... ? Ah, it's just a bounty list. Geez, this is the lawless Mock Town ! I've seen almost all the bad guys already... ... Hey, these three are the ones from earlier... Heheh... They were talking about Sky Island, Hahahaha... I think they were worth 30 and 25 million... Oh ?

Drunkard: ... Haha, uh... I probably had too much to drink... Ah... Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, 10K, 100K... Millions... 10Mil... Yeah, definitely, I drank too much.

Drunkard: ... 100K... Million... 10 Million... ... One hundred... Million... ?!

Crew: yeah, those two monkeys looked hilarious ! With tear and blood all over the face, screaming "BOSS !!" Hahahaha !!

Sarquiss: if they cared so much, they should do a better job protecting. Hahahaha ! Right ?!

Crew: Heheh... Give them a break, their opponents were you and Bellamy, it was impossible for them to win ! Because our captain is a new heavy-weight pirate with a bounty of 55 million.

Drunkard: BIG DISCOVERY !!!

Crew: Hey, what is up this late in the night ?!

Drunkard: The ones who were here during the day will soon... AH !! Bellamy !! You're still here ?! You need to run away !! You... You will get killed ! You are in the most danger !!

Bellamy: ... What ?! Are you saying that someone will... can kill me ?!

Crew: 60 Million... 85 Million... One... Hundred Million... ?!!

Drunkard: YEAH ! Those three from yesterday... All have higher bounties than yours, Bellamy !!

Pirates: No way... We made fun of the wrong people... They shouldn't be able to remember us, right ? We probably shouldn't stay here ! I've never seen a person who has a 100 million bounty...

Bellamy: Hehehe... GYAHAHAHAHAHAHA !! Hey hey !! Bunch of idiots... A piece of paper can make you scared like this ? Are you blind ? You've seen them in person, right ?

Bellamy: You've never heard about other pirates like that in the past ? Making fake bounties to create rumor. An opponent would be too afraid of those numbers to do anything, though if they do fight, the opponent would win. That's just like you guys ! After witnessing their feeble strength, you're still scared like this... So Pathetic... !

Pirates: Is that so ?! Those bastards are trying to scare us !! Bellamy is right, a man worth 100 Million should be someone who has done catastrophic deeds, but I've never seen them in the newspaper ! Never heard of the "Strawhat" pirates before...

Pirates: You neither ? So that's it. It's just a trick to scare people off !! HAHAHAHA-

https://youtu.be/T8Eu15L3mdE

Pirates: GAAAH !!

"... ... I'm looking for Bellamy. Where is he ?"

Bellamy: He he he... Calling me like that... We were just talking about you. Do you have something to say to me ?

"Quite a few, actually. But for this one, I think I'll skip the chat and go directly to the part when you don't exist anymore. And then I'll take back the gold."

Bellamy: Gold ?! Gyaha, that old man cricket's treasure ? It's my loot as a pirate. You are a pirate too. If you want it back, just asking nicely won't do.

"Don't worry, I'll be sure to be extra nice when I tear your limbs apart one by one."

Bellamy: GYAHAHAHAHA !! YOU ARE A FUNNY ONE ! Let me ask you this, can you fight ? Do you know how to punch ? HAHAHA !! What can a trash like you do ?!

Drunkard: No doubt... The vice-captain, worth 85 Million...

Sarquiss: Hey, why do you still have that ? Throw it away now !!

Drunkard: But, if this bounty is real... If his bounty is 85 million... Then even Bellamy...

Sarquiss: Hah... You fool... Take a close look. Does he really look like a tough guy ? Come to think of it, the legitimacy of that previous bounty is doubtful, too !

Bellamy: If you stand there like an idiot, just like yesterday, you won't be able to take anything from me, wimp !!

"Yesterday... ? Oh, right, that. Yeah, I'll need to take the payment for that too."

Bellamy: GYAHAHAHAHA! PAYBACK ?! Well, I'd love to see you try, ONCE I'VE BEAT YOU UP UNTIL YOU WON'T EVER DARE TO BLUFF LIKE THAT AGAIN !!

Pirates: THE FLOOR WAS CAVED IN !!

Bellamy: I will destroy you in an instant. SPRING LUNGE !!!

"Haaa..."

*POP*

Pirates: What... ?! He... Dodged ? How did he...

Bellamy: He evaded ?

"Sorry about that, but you were so slow, I couldn't help but yawn."

Bellamy: Gh- You little... SPRING JUMPER !!!

Pirates: Bellamy disappeared ?! This... It's the same as when "Roshio the executioner" was executed !!

Bellamy: SO YOU'RE IN STEAD OF YOUR CAPTAIN ?! WHAT, WAS HE SO SCARED HE COULDN'T DO IT ITSELF ?!

"Against you... Being by myself is already almost too much. There was no need to get more just to retrieve the old man's gold."

Bellamy: WHAT, ARE YOU GUYS FRIENDS ?! That old man and those monkeys are idiots just like you ! they're idiots who believe in a 400 year old lie made by bluffing ancestors ! GYAHAHAHAHA !! THE CITY OF GOLD ?! SKY ISLAND ?! THE AGE FOR DAYDREAM IS OVER. YOU BASTARDS ARE THE SHAME OF ALL PIRATES !!

"... Do I know how to fight... I believe you asked this."

Sarquiss: Kill him, Bellamy !! Fools like that don't deserve to live !!

Bellamy: GO TO HELL !! DREAMER !!

https://youtu.be/T8Eu15L3mdE

"I don't know how to punch... Simply because I don't need to."

Pirate: ... Eh ?

Sarquiss: ... Ha !! Hey... Quit fooling around, Bellamy... ?! Hey... ! Are you trying to play us ?! Say something !!

Sarquiss: Hey, Bellamy !! Stop acting like a retard !! get up ! Show us your stuff like you usually do !! Bellamy ! You are the "Super Rookie" with a bounty of 55 Million !!!

Drunkard: Big discovery !! No doubt about it !! they're the guys from yesterday... All three of their bounties are higher than yours, Bellamy !!

Sarquiss: H- AAAAAHH !!

Drunkard: See, I was right...

"Haa, just my luck... I went overboard again."

Pirates: WAAAAHHH !!! HE'S THE REAL DEAL !!! BELLAMY WAS BEATEN !!!

Nami: hey, why didn't you go ?

Zoro: Huh ? What's your problem ? First you told us not to fight, then told us to fight, and first you told me not to go, now you tell me to go...

Nami: I didn't say that... Just thinking you'd want revenge from last time.

Zoro: Revenge ? They didn't block our way or anything. A fight that you will feel sorry about afterward, it's really painful.

Nami: What ? Are you an idiot ?

Zoro: You're annoying !! Move aside, you're getting in my way !!

Sanji: Hey hey hey, seaweed head, how dare you treat miss Nami like that ?!

Zoro: Ah ?!

"One good thing done here. And just as planned, I'm still well ahead of planning."

Sarquiss: That brat... he just got lucky... !! HEY, YOU !! STOP RIGHT THERE ! I'M STILL STANDING !!

Crew: Stop that, Sarquiss !

Sarquiss: COME ON !! WE WON'T LOSE TO SOME DREAM-CHASING IDIOTS !!

"... I said I was going to be back in one hour... But I suppose I can take 5 or 10 minutes to do a bit of clean up here..."

Sarquiss: W- Well ? Where are you going ?!

"You know the answer already, don't you ? Up there."

Sarquiss: Gh...

"'Those too scared of their dreams will be the first ones falling to their nightmares'. Not only does that describe your situation, I personally find it ironically hilarious."

Sarquiss: W- Wha...

"Personal joke, don't mind that. But hey, weren't you the guy that shot me ? Or were you the one that smashed my captain's head ? Don't worry... It'll only hurt... The first million times..."

Sarquiss: GUAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH !!!

https://youtu.be/T8Eu15L3mdE

*Bong Bong Bong Bong...*

"The bell ? Wait, isn't it like the second time I hear it... OF FUCK WHAT TIME IS IT ?! I GOT LOST IN THE MOMENT !! I GOTTA HURRY, OR THEY'RE GONNA KILL ME !!"

Pirate: Wh... What just happened here... ?

Citizen: Well, if someone asks me... I'd say there was an earthquake, a meteor shower, and finally a flood, all at the same time...

Sarquiss: Agagaga... Glaglagla...

Nami: Oh for goodness' sake ! What is he doing ?! He said he'd be back in one hour, and it's been almost three already ! The sun is about to rise ! Does he WANT us all to miss the knock-up stream ?! What could possibly slowing him down ?!

Usopp: Beats me. He can fly, and he's going on a straight line. Even all that gold shouldn't slow him down that much.

Chopper: You don't think he was beaten, do you...

Nami: If he lost, I'd beat the crap outta him even if he did arrive on time !

Zoro: Just what do you even want from him, woman...

"GUUUUUUUYS !!!"

Luffy: It's him ! He's back !

Nami: YOU'RE LATE !!

"Sorry about that, just got caught up in the moment..."

Usopp: Where's the gold ?

"It's right-"

*CRLUNK*

"Here... Blergh."

Luffy: Wait is that... YES ! IT'S A HERCULES BEETLE !!

"Gnuh... What ?"

Usopp: You think it got caught up while he was going through the forest ?!

Luffy: Anyways, It's great !!

Zoro: Are okay, anyways ?

"Bells, bells, golden bells everywhere~..."

Chopper: Concussion.

Sanji: No shit, I think we got it.

"Oh, so this is the ship that's gonna fly us all up there ?"

Usopp: You bet it is ! It's Going Merry "Flying model" ! Designed by yours truly !

"Yeah, I can definitely see that soaring up in the sky."

Usopp: Right ?!

Nami: I can't even tell if he's sarcastic here...

Zoro: When you think about it, a pigeon would be much better at flying than a rooster.

Nami: That's not the problem here, You blockhead !

Cricket: ... Get on the ship, you ain't got much time left. Or do you want to waste your only chance to go to the sky ? You idiot...

"Don't worry about that. It's not the first, and it certainly won't be the last time I try to get up there. And you did fix the ship for us."

Cricket: Thank them, not me.

"You guys are the best. You know, you can have that beetle if you want."

Crews: REALLY ?! ARE YOU SURE ?! MAN, YOU'RE SUCH A NICE GUY !!

'Never understood what the hell was so incredible about these...'

Masira: In any case, just get on the ship ! We're gonna run outta time if we keep loiterin' around !

Shoujou: We'll go on ahead first so catch up !

Luffy: No time to lose ! Hurry and get onboard !

"Coming right up !"

Cricket: ... ...

Bellamy: Gyahaha ! The city of gold is just another one of Norland's fantasies !

Cricket: ... ... SARUYAMA ALLIANCE ! DON'T GO SLIPPING UP NOW, Y'HEAR ?! NO MATTER WHAT ! PUT EVERY LAST OUNCE OF ENERGY YOU'VE GOT TO GET THEM UP IN THE SKY !!

Luffy: ... Alright, let's go !

Nami: Let's set sail !

Usopp: Woohoo !

Sanji: Right now, Nami~ !

Cricket: Hey kid ! This is goodbye for us now ! But there's one thing I know for certain at least ! Whether it's the city of gold or Sky island, there's never been a person who's proven they don't exist !

"Isn't that one of the golden rules for us pirates ? 'As long as no one has proven it to not exist, then it must be real.'."

Cricket: You got that kid ! Sure, people might laugh, calling it an absurd fantasy. But so what ?! ISN'T THAT FANTASY, THAT MAKES ADVENTURE SO EXCITING ?!!

"Heh. Amazing, every words you just spoke was right."

Cricket: Thanks, for getting back my gold. Now don't you go falling out of of the sky !

"Because you think it'd be my first time ? You know, You should stop calling me kid, I'm pretty sure I'm older than you."

Cricket: Wait wha-

"SEE YA AROUND !!"

Usopp: Thanks for everything, Mr.Cricket !

Luffy: I'm sure the city of gold exists !

Chopper: Don't push yourself too hard, mister !

Cricket: NO NEED TO WORRY ABOUT ME !!

???: it's already morning. Do you see anything ?

???: No, I can't even see the shore's shadow yet. Are you sure they said they were going to Sky Island ?

???: Yeah, that's what they said, alright. Chasing them there will be difficult, so we'll take care of them before they can get up there ! Zehahahahaha !!