Nico: I love you

Percy: what?

Nico: what? Jason did you say something?

Jason: what?

Nico: you Sid you love Percy?

Jason: what? Wait, no I didn't you just-

Percy: what the fuck even

Jason: No! Nico's the one who loves you-

Nico: *pushes Jason off ship*

Percy: did he just-

Nico: no witnesses

Percy: but I just saw-

Jason: *flying* did you just push me off the fucking boat