(Percy's P.O.V)

BRO. 

He did it again.

Jason Grace vanished without telling me, his bro, where he was going! What the Hades!

"Better not walk in on him and that brick..." I muttered as I headed towards Cabin One, aka the Zeus Cabin, where Jason liked to hang out during his visits here at Camp Half Blood.

"BRO!" I yelled, bursting through the doors.

Sure enough, I found Jason scrambling to his feet, chucking something over his shoulder hastily.

"Bro Percy you scared me!" He said.

"What're you doing bro?" I asked. 

"Why do you wanna know bro?" Jason questioned.

"Cuz it's bro-code!"

"Bro-what?"

"BRO!"

At first, I was too offended to question him further. My bro... doesn't know bro-code!

"Ugh, never mind bro." I muttered. "But I know when something's bothering you. It's the special bro bond we share. Tell me, what's wrong bro?"

Jason hesitated, then ran his tongue over the small scar on his lip. If I remember correctly, it's because he got hit by a brick... right? Wait no- he got hit by a brick on his forehead and thus... Brason... 

Oh my gods that ship makes me feel so weird. 

Ah! That's right. He got that scar because he tried to eat a stapler when he was two. 

"How would you feel if I told you-" Jason began.

"Bro you've gotta stop getting hurt by inanimate objects." I interrupted, thinking about the brick and the stapler.

"Bro."

"Bro."

We stared at each other for a few heartbeats.

"You were saying, bro?" I prompted.

"How would you feel if I told you that..." Jason broke off, then glanced behind him. There, I noticed a stapler laying on the ground where he's tossed it when I had come in.

Wait...

"You know... after Brick and everything..." Jason continued.

"Don't tell me-" I started, but I knew better than to question Jason Grace. The dude was clear as glass.

"This is so weird bro." I said.

"I told you not to judge bro!" Jason protested.

"So so so weird bro."

"Bro."

"Super weird."

"Bro!"

"As weird as if Zeus decided to put on makeup and march around Mount Olympus wearing a clown suit."

"BRO!"

"STOP FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOUR INANIMATE ATTACKERS BRO!"