'GET OFF YOUR LAZY BUM'

I'm in a strange old mood today,

As I sit and contemplate.

I'll be too fat to get through the door,

Eating everything on my plate.

It's all the fault of Christmas,

All those chocolates, turkey and cakes,

If I carry on being so greedy,

I'll soon be three stone overweight!

I think:

Everybody has problems,

You're not the only one.

Stop your brooding woman,

get off of your lazy bum!

Get off our lazy bottom,

Get off your lazy bum.

You've got to burn some calories,

and lot of jobs to be done.

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I'll get off of my lazy bottom,

I'll get off of my lazy bum.

The sun is coming out now,

I'm going for a run!

(A poem for me about me, I am ashamed to say!  

But tbh I don't do running.  I walk.)