I am very good at bending ears.

I can bend them in all directions.

But, I have never bent your ears,

According to my recollections.

I can twist them up and twist them down

And fill them with pretty flowers.

I never tire of bending them,

and I can keep it up for hours!

So, if you see me coming,

I'd advise you to run away.

I'd really love to bend your ears,

But, if luck's on your side, not today!

November 2018

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Bending someone's ears is a British

expression which means talking so much that

the ears are badly affected (in a fun way).