You listen to my moans and groans, you're always there when I come home.

Your eyes so bright, look into mine, and oh! I love you so.

You disregard the awful things I say, about Kathy, Mary and Mrs Day.

And when I lie like I often do, you don't care. You are always there.

You never pass comments, you never tut tut, you never make me feel bad.

And believe it or not, and this may be hard, you're the best friend that I've ever had.

Why do I say the things I say? Or do the things I do? I don't know...

But when I've done those terrible things, I always come back to you.

My two lovers, Billy and Cameron, didn't appreciate the cheating I'd done.

So I left them fighting it out, my love, and made my way home to you.

So here we are, you and me, your head is resting on my knee.

Whatever I do or whatever I say, you are always there for me.

You do not judge, you do not shout, you do not hit me or throw me out.

You and I lying blissfully down on the mat. What a shame you are only a cat!

If I could find a person with your virtue and quality, what a happy 'bunny' I would be.

But until that time comes there is still you and me. What a shame you are only a cat!