THE MEAN POEM

How we all feel about the annoying people in life who irritate

and irritate and don't go away.  Some we

may even work with!

You really are an Irritant ,

You really take the biscuit.

I wanted to take one too,

But I didn't want to risk it.

You really are a Nuisance,

I want to shove you in a sack.

Drive you to the countryside

And make you walk the whole way back.

You're getting on my nerves now,

I feel I want to cry.

I'm going to get some water

and squirt you in the eye.

What you say, is negative,

What you do, is not a lot.

But, of course it doesn't matter,

Look at all the 'Airs' you've got!

Your words they buzz about my ears,

Your voice, it is soooo loud.

I wish that you would disappear

In a sparkling, magic cloud.

POOF!

Perhaps, you'll go away one day

And leave us all so calmly?

But until that bright day dawns,

You're driving us all barmy!