Hi. That's all I'm going to say. Hi. Hi. Hi. Ok, you're probably bored and about to close this book up right now. Sorry. I get bored. And when I'm bored in not inspired. And when I'm not inspired, then, well, we've got a problem. But whatever. Let's get to the story, shall we?

My name is Mishima. I'm a weirdo. Why the weirdo name? I don't know. That's what my mom named me, so I'm stuck with it. I'm an anthro. If you don't know what an anthro is, then shut this book right now and look up what an anthro is, because you are a stupid person.
   Just to tell you, an anthro is part human, part animal. I'm not part animal, I'm part Pokemon! All of us ( My siblings and I) are part one of the eeveeloutions. I'm part glaeceon. I'll include a pic.

That's me, or at least a drawing of me. But, I have to go now, because Migi won't stop tapping my shoulder...