We are back!Not to have fun, but to torture y'all!Plus we brought a new host!

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Gold:Look at those big bright fireworks in the sky!
Silver:Idiot!It spells something....
Gold:*reads*We are back!Not to have fun, but to torture y'all!Plus we brought a new host
Crystal:*whispers to everyone but Gold*time to run
Pokespe But Gold and Yellow:*runs*
Yellow:G-Gold?
Gold:Yes yellow?
Yellow:I'm going now okay?
Everyone but Yellow:*sweatdrops*
Gold:urm...okay?
Yellow:*walks away*
Gold:That's stran-
SD:*falls from the sky and lands on gold*
Pearl:I always knew you were a goddess*pa dum pa!*
Nana:*kicks down wall*Sup
Sapphire:I wanna do that!!!
Tundra:*kicks down door*Sup retards!
Gold:n-not the door!!*passes out*
Pickle:*parachutes in*Hello!
Zuraxy:*comes in on dinosaur from portal*Heyo~Nya
Ruby:EWWWW!!!IT DIRTY!Can I clean it and dress it up?
Dinosaur:*eats Ruby*
Sapphire:PRISSY BOY!
Fortune:*destroys building*Wassup?
SD:You killed them!They were under the rubble!*revives Pokespe*
Pickle:We bring good news!
Pokespe:We saw the title!
Fortune:But we have more good news!
Yellow:W-what is it?
Blue:YELLOW!!Dont ask!
Green:Stop scaring her pesky woman.
Tundra:We are moving!*snaps fingers and they appear somewhere else*
Red:Where are we?
Zuraxy:The truth or dare dimension!
Nana:Where we are second in control cause the author, is in total control
Me:That's right!
Pokespe:Who are you?
Me:The author!*leaves*
Silver:Okay so this dimension looks like earth...and what's this building that says...do not enter?
Tundra:A room with different portals to other worlds.So...don't go in
SD:Now before we begin...I'd like to introduce a new host!
Pokespe:NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
??:*steps through portal*Hello!
Gold:hey there cu-*gets kicked Where the light don't shine by Crystal*
Crystal:NO!
Hosts:Please intro yourself!
??:I'm RR, which stands for Roxann Rose.
Nana:Yayy!New friend!
Diamond:Does she have food?
RR:Ya, but it's mine!
Sapphire:I feel like we are gonna be good friends
Ruby:No!Bad Barbarian!
Sapphire:if I'm a bad barbarian then I'm a good trainer!
Green:That's me...
Blue:Yeah!He's Greenie the Trainer~
Green:And you're pesky woman, the evolver
Red:And I'm Red the Fighter!*insert cricket noise*
Everyone but Red and Yellow:Dense Red is back.
SD:Yeah...I realized that he was meant to not be dense for 7 chapters...and I kinda dragged it on for a few more...
Fortune:Hurry with the dares!
RR:I'll say them!
I dare everyone to say whatever they think about until 2 dares are completed, except for Gold
Crystal:No one wants to know what's on his mind*shivers*
Girls:Pervert
Gold:*sweatdrop*
I dare Gold to become as dense as Red until I choose so
Take a vote for your favorite and least favorite out of the Pokespe and they favorite and least favorite are hooked up to a machine and everyone can ask them a question each
Make everyone say Gold is NOT a pervert
Make all girls have Yellow's personality, than Ruby can make clothes for them.
Platinum:That's a lot
RR:I know, they were made to torture you all
Silver:Let's hurry up!I want to see a dense Gold!
Blue:Woah!Silvy never spoke so much!
Lyra:I know right?!
Pickle:We are all speaking what we are thinking of, except for the perv
Crystal:I don't want Gold to be dense!I want my Gold!*slaps hand over mouth*
Gold:Aww...is that what you truly think SSG?
Crystal:*muffled screams*
Zuraxy:lets do this!*grabs dense ray*astalavista Gold!*zaps him*
Gold and Red:whats astalavista?Is that a type of spaghetti?
Everyone but dense twins:*falls down anime style*
Crystal:...
Gold:Whats wrong crystal?
Everyone but Gold:*gasp*He called you crystal!And not SSG!
Tundra:Ok now everyone vote!
Red:Wha-*gets cut off by SD*
SD:Who do you like the most and hate the most
Red:oh, then it's Yellow, cause she's so nice!And Green!Cause he's my rival!
Yellow:R-red and uh...no one, I don't hate anyone
Hosts:Awwwww!
Green:Pesky woman and Pesky woman
Nana:She's your favorite and you least favorite?
Green:...*nods*
Blue:Silvy and Gold, cause we all know why
Silver:*death glares Gold*
Gold:*sweatdrop*
Crystal:Emerald and Gold
Emerald:*smiles*
Gold:uh...Crystal and....Silver
Silver:Nee-San and....Gold
Lyra:Silvy and Gold
Sapphire:Ruby and Prissy boy
Fortune:But they are both Ruby
Sapphire:Cause, he is my favorite and my least favorite cause he is way way way to Prissy
Ruby:Sapphire and Barbarian
Hosts:Not even gonna Ask*puts hands up and backs away*
Emerald:Crystal and Ruby
Ruby:HEY!
Diamond:Pearl and...Gold?
Pearl:Diamond and...Ruby?
Platinum:No one
Hosts:Wow....
Black:PREZ AND GOLD!
White:Black and Gold
RR:Let's calculate the score!*insert elevator music*
Zuraxy:Gold is least favorite and Blue and Silver are the favorite
Gold:Least favorite what?
Tundra:Pokespe
Red:Pokespe?
Tundra:Don't make me bash your heads*shoves Gold onto a stool and attaches wire to Gold from machine*
Blue and Silver:*hop into stool and attaches wire*
RR:Red can ask first, and we will make Gold not dense for now
Red:Um...Gold, why do you flirt a lot?Blue, why do you like wearing dresses?Silver, why is your hair so long?
Gold:Cause all the girls look so....hot!I can't help it!
Blue:Cause I like it
Silver:Cause it can be long
Yellow:um...Gold?Why did you think I was younger than you when we first met?Blue, why do you like to ship us?I have no question for Silver
Gold:You were so tiny!!And you were so short and adorable!I thought you were my junior
Blue:Cause it's fun!
Green:Gold, Why are you such a dumb-*gets cut off my Fortune kicking him*
Fortune:Language!
Zuraxy:There are kids here!!
Everyone:*Looks to kids*
Kids:*waves*
Green:You get my question and Blue...Why are you always so annoying?And Silver, why are you so protective of Blue?
Green:I'm not dumb
Blue:It's fun
Silver:Cause...she is like a sister to me
Blue:Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
-time skip to 101 questions asked-
Me:Too lazy to think and write of other questions...sorry
SD:AYOH!
Me:MEEP*runs off*
Crystal:Now for our worse nightmare...
Nana:DUN DUN DUN....!
Everyone but Gold:Gold...*gulp* y-you aren't a p-p-pervert*gasps and dies*
Gold:IT IS NOT THAT HARD TO SAY IT!
RR:It is*revives everyone and makes Gold dense again*
Zuraxy:Now...*takes fun and shoots every Pokespe girl but yellow*They have Yellow's personality!!
Ruby:So weird for Barbarian to act like this...but...I GET TO MAKE THEM DRESSES!!!
Boys:*sweatdrop*
-time skip-
Fortune:How did he get a runway?
Green:Don't question the mad man
Ruby:*comes our on stage with microphone*I am here to proudly present...The Pokespe girls!
Everyone:*claps*
Ruby:First is...Blue!

Everyone:*claps*
Green:*slight blush*
Hosts:*wiggled eyebrows at Green*
Green:*grumbles*
Ruby:Now we have...Yellow!

Red:*blushes like his name*
Everyone:*claps*
Hosts:AWWWW SO CUTE!!!!
Ruby:Now presenting....Crystal!

Gold:*whistles*
Everyone:*claps*
Hosts:WHO MADE HIM NOT DENSE AGAIN?!
Ruby:HE HAD TO REACT TO MY CREATIONS!
Hosts*roll eyes*fine
Ruby:Next...I present, the wonderful, the beautiful, the Now not barbaric...SAPPHIRE!
Hosts:*whispers*notice how he gave more description to Sapphire and said her name louder

Everyone:WOAH!
Ruby:*cries*SO BEAUTIFUL!
Emerald:Yup
Ruby:Next up is...Platinum!

Diamond and Pearl:WOOO!!GO MISSY!
Everyone:*claps*
Ruby:Next up is...White!

Black:*Blushes furiously*WOOO!!!!
Hosts:This is actually really pretty!
Ruby:I am great, aren't I?
Emerald:Nope
SD:Well we are ending it here
Pickle:The other dares are for next week
Fortune:Disclaimer
RR:All of us hosts, and Sirdiamond2418 do not own Pokémon
Zuraxy:Be sure to leave a question or dare in the comments
Nana:Yeah!
Everyone:Bye!

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