Soooo

Do you guys like drama? 

Well I don't, but it sure AF likes me. 

So I've been at my sister's house lately. We went out this weekend with her friends to the club. They were a pretty chill group of people so I decided to stay with them when my sister went home. 

Anyway, more on that later. 

So, whilst over my sister's house yesterday afternoon, we were playing sims on their Xbox and she was trying to recreate her bf as a sim. We're flipping through hairstyles, and she picks one. I comment that it looked, "gross" and laughed. 

Her bf, joking back at me said, " you think I'm gross?" 

Before I could let out an awkward "lol no I was talking about the hairstyle" my sister snaps at her boyfriend, "She'd better think you're gross!" 

And that's when I was just sitting there, absolutely awkward and feeling as if my sister was accusing me of flirting with her bf. 

Next day, before I head to my dads place, she was outside having a cancer stick while I was inside praying for my dad to hurry tf up and minding my own business while eating noodles. Her  bf was also inside the house in the kitchen and asked me about my dads car as he's a mechanic. I told him to ask my dad as idk any fucking thing about cars. The conversation continued as I commented that I just, "drive cars and watch as they deteriorate in front of me whilst I cant do anything about it" 

He told me I should ask my cousin to help whenever my car needs fixing. I told him my cousin would say hell nah and he laughed and said, just tell him there is cake involved. 

Next thing you know, my sister is back inside with eyes like the american bald eagle piercing into our skin. "What are you guys talking about?" She asks, and once again I'm wishing for the ability to teleport. 

another thing is, because my sister goes to bed early and her bf and I happen to be night owls, she gets weirdly concerned and asks what he's doing at night half of the time. I'm sitting there like tf how do I know I avoid any type of contact with him when its not needed because I don't even like him. I sit on my phone or watch a movie I don't give two fucks what ur man is up to. 

Anyway, like, tf is with her? 

Like, sure, they're probably playing a game of spite with each other but like tf do I need to be involved for??? I don't think my sister even realises that she's not only accusing her bf, but also me- 

Now, back to clubbing with the friends, the main friend of the friend group we were partying with was Kaitlyn, and she had a bf named Adam. Now, Adam was very similar to a sibling of mine, so I found it easy to get along with him. I talked to him like I talk to my elder brother (✨oh my gosh another sibling✨)

Anddd keep in mind that it was not only him I was talking to, but kaitlyn, Storm, her husband, and another girl  named Erin who came along. Mostly Storm lmaoo we were cracking the most gayest shit to each other💀💀💀 at one point I was like "yo would you pay me stripper money if I were to get on this table rn and put on a show"

She was like "ill toss you tons of cash girl"💀💀💀💀

Keep in mind that Storm is Bi, and her husband didn't even seem bothered. 

Apparently, according to my sister however, " Kaitlyn probably thought I was flirting with Adam" absolutely nothing gave me the idea that Kaitlyn thought that, in fact I'm pretty sure she had more than enough brain (unlike my sister) to conclude that I was talking to Adam like an older sibling because if that's flirting than my brother and I are sweet home alabama- 

Anyway, yeah so apparently I'm a home wrecker despite the fact that I'm totally in love with each member of BTS so unless your man is the big KTH or the beautiful KSJ I don't want his ugly ass-

So yeah, not only that but my sister is petty AF the other day I was saying how my aunt called me lazy as a kid and she was like yeah you kinda are I was like how and she's like

You left your bag at the door when you got here. 

What in the howdilly doodly grandmas poodily 

I was like bro as soon as I came here I got a drink of water and then played with your daughter for over 2 hrs like tf how is that being lazy? 

Anyway, and something that made me shitting bricks upset was the fact that my sister was watching me eat and I told her that I didn't like people watching me eat and she continued to do it and kept asking me why it was such a big problem, 

Well sis, when you're 11 years old and your aunt sits at the table beside you and comments about "if you didn't eat so much you wouldn't be so big" and "you eat really slow" and if your own fucking sister didn't call you "disgraceful" for having three little bread rolls on a Christmas dinner and a cup of soft drink at your grandfathers funeral reception, (not to mention the countless other fatshaming tactics you all pulled,) maybe it just stays inside your brain as literal Childhood Trauma that follows you into adulthood. Maybe that's why. 

Yep, so she obviously didn't think it was that serious and flaunted it around as a joke which made my blood boil because you know what, I don't think it'd be so funny if I flaunted around your insecurities like a bloody knock knock joke. 

So yeah, she wanted me to be honest with her (despite totally ignoring my honesty) so heres my honesty she can get her ass over to wattpad and read my shit talk rant.

Bye