Bill's POV:

I don't know where I'm going I realize as I teleport away. I've been trapped for 4 years. Gravity falls could use another weirdmageddon I muse to myself. I start to create a fearamid but am interrupted by a civilian. Ugh meatsacks!
  "Excuse me, what are you doing on MY property?" Says llama. (Pacifica for those who didn't know.)
  I turn around. She gasps lightly. I always forget the effect my meatsack body has on mortals.
  "Like what you see?" I say, smirking. She blushes furiously.
"Y-yeah." She says. It's so fun to toy with humans emotions.
"Well I don't." She looks shocked, then scowls at me.
  "GET OUT OF HERE!!" She looks like she's going to cry.
  "And if I don't?"
  "I-I'll call the cops!"
  "You mean these two?" I pull up a picture bubble showing the "cops" doing this odd meatsack ritual called, "making out."
  Llama gasps and I realize I just gave away who I was. Sh*t. Now everyone in town will know. I run away while screaming, "REALITY IS AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD, BYE!" And I teleport to the forest.

Pacifica's POV:

I rush into the house to call Mabel. I call her and Ford picks up.
"Hello?"
  "It's Pacifica."
  "Oh. Why did you call today?"
  "Bill's back."
  I hear a thud and something scrabbling around.
"WHAT!!?!?!"
I can actually hear the exclamation points in that word.
  "Also, he's really hot."
  "PACIFICA GIVE ME DETAILS NOW!!"
  "Well, he's about 6' 5", he has cute abs and-"
  " I MEAN ABOUT HIM BEING BACK!! DID YOU MAKE A DEAL WITH HIM?!?!"
  "Of course not!!"
   "Good! I'll ask the kids about this! I heard screaming earlier but assumed it was one of Mabel's 'tickle fights'!"
  "Okay! I'll try to find Bill!"
I hang up before Ford can tell me not to. I grab a backpack with emergency supplies in it and race off.

Dipper's POV:

  I hear Ford yelling downstairs. It sounds like he's on the phone. He hangs up and comes up to the attic. He looks scared. Mabel and I were trying to find a way to tell him Bill was back.
"Dipper?"
  "Yeah?"
  "Did you know that Bill's back?"
  "I SWEAR it was an accident!"
  "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!?"
  "Mabel and I were just about to!"
  "We need to put the barrier back around the shack."
  "I'll get the unicorn hair!"
  "No. We need a stronger barrier. Bill is going to be much more powerful this time! We'll need protection. Dipper, you'll get some gnome teeth. Mabel, you'll get some ground flying eyeball wings. I'll get the rest OK?"
  "OK!"  Mabel and I raced off to collect the ingredients for the barrier.

Sorry if you wanted to hear about that! I'll probably donate the next chapter to it! Sorry that the BillDip is off to a slow start. I'll get there! I promise! Until next time, Cipher.