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"Well, do you like them?" Patton grinned while Logan was struggling not to double over in laughter.

"Well...they're nothing like um...like the sweaters- In a- in a fine way, Patton." Roman nodded slowly.

"...They're alright in...my book." Virgil nodded.

"Well, put them on!"

Virgil glanced at the skirt Roman held up as Roman glanced at the one Virgil did as well.

Neither of the two were going to admit they were quite intrigued as to how the other would look in their own skirt.

"Why not give them their privacy?" Logan smirked, "Or we'll be putting some Solaynum-Lycopersicums to shame."

"Aw- I want to see them though!" Patton frowned but sighed, "Fine, you kiddos go play dress-up..." Patton grabbed Logan by the wrist, "Come on- I made you one too!"

And the tomatoes were put to shame.

Roman glanced at Virgil while the other two left, "Well?"

"Well, what? I'm not putting this thing on." Virgil shrugged simply.

"Yes you are!" Roman rolled his eyes, "You told Patton you would."

"Since when have I told people that truth?" Virgil shrugged.

"Oh, so you don't hate me?"

Virgil glared at Roman.

"I'm not satisfying your kinky ass." Virgil dropped his skirt.

Roman's face flushed red, "MY ASS IS NOT-" he paused, realizing what he was about to say and shutting up, "Fine." He folded his arms with his skirt to the floor as well.

Virgil flopped down on the couch, "They're pretty lit though."

"Wh- you just put yours on the ground!" Roman argued.

Virgil rolled his eyes, snapping his fingers to teleport the skirt beside him, "Happy?"

"Once you put it on." Roman sat down on the chair adjacent to Virgil.

"Fine." Virgil shrugged.

Roman looked a bit surprised.

Virgil snapped his fingers, but instead Roman was now wearing his own red and gold skirt.

Roman looked down with a scowl as the skirt had been put over his creased, white pants, "Two can play at that game!" Roman snapped his fingers and Virgil's skirt was now on him.

"No fair!" Virgil hissed, pushing his skirt down with a 'hmph'.

"...Can we both agree that we look adorable...?" Roman glanced at Virgil after a moment of silence.

"Yeah...but- hold on." Virgil smirked before snapping his fingers, a moment later Patton appeared in a pink poodle skirt along with Logan in a blue one.

"GREAF SCO-"

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Logan's skirt:

Patton's skirt:

Roman's skirt:

Virgil's Skirt: