Let's start off this book with a major fail

Guys I burned my fucking chin with grits (if you don't know what that is, look it up. It's like rice. It's hard to explain)

I was eating grits and then a few little pieces were like "Haha no motherfucker" and fell out of the spoon onto my chin and burned the living shit out of my skin cells

It's visible and bright red KILL ME