Me: Only squares are doing well in geometry class. It is their area! HAHAHAHA! Get it?

P. Marco: Uh, I freaking don't! You freaking know I hate math! Why are you doing this to me?!

Me: It was a--

P. Marco: This is freaking bullshit! *throws chair at me* I'll freakin' kill you!

Me: Welp, time to run!

Steven & Amethyst: We're on the run~!

P. Marco: YOU BETTER START RUNNING MISTER CAUSE WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU THE NEXT THING YOU'LL FREAKING SEE IS HEAVEN! *she grabs her butcher knife*

Me: *grabs Steven and Amethyst and starts runnin'*

Steven: Meh bagel!

Me: Trust me, you don't wanna be killed by her. Plus I ship you and Connie! You two aren't even married! I'm not gonna let you die!

Steven: Who are you? •-•

Me: There's no time for introductions!

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Welp that's it for today!

P.S. I'm scared of princessmarco T-T