Me: I'm scrambled from work today I just thank God it's fry-day.

Katie: Are you making egg puns?

Me: That's egg-sactly what I'm doing!

Katie: *cringe* please stop.

Me: Why? Am I not egg-cellent?

Katie: *cringe* *walks away*

Me: Why are you egg-noring me?

Katie: ughh!

Me: Whoa, Katie stay on the sunny side up.

Katie: Oh my God! Stop!

Me: Why? These are my best yolks!

Katie: Goodness! Stop! Please! I'm b-egg-ing you!

Me: Pfft--

Katie: What? What so fun-- oh my God are you serious right now?! *breathes in* okay, I'm letting this slide. Just stop.

Me: Pfft-- Don't you mean 'Omellettin' this slide?'

Katie: *grabs my hand and burns it slowly*

Me: Ahhh! I'm fried!

Katie: I'm done! I am so done here!

Director: Cut! Egg-cellent work!

Me+Katie: *fistbump*

Me: *suffered from 3rd degree burns*

Eggs: ಠ_ಠ

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Dedicated to ddaddyo