Me: What did the corn say when it was complimented?

Jam: I dunno? What did he say?

Me: Aww, shucks!

Jam: I'm so a-mazed and at the same time corn-fused.

Me: *cringes*

Jam: ⊙-⊙ Accept the corn-sequence.

Me: Corn you not make that face or I'll tell Aurora to break up with you.

Jam: No! Please! She corn-pletes me!

Me: Okay, stop. I think I need to go to the bathroom, I might have constipation eating all this corn.

Jam: Don't you mean CORN-STIPATION?!

Me: Dude.... this is why I like you to be Aurora's husband..

Jam: Aww, shucks!

Me: That's meh pun ._.

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