Puns 51-60

Topic: Kids

-Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.

-I like having conversations with kids. Grownups never ask me what my third favorite reptile is.

-I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants, but he's still making fun of me.

-My nephew found a cassette tape in my house. It was like watching an early man discovering fire.

-I saw a sign that said "Watch for children" and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade".

-Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

-My kids are at an age now where they are beginning to understand embarrassment. This is my time to shine.

-My parents won't say which of their six kids they love the best, but they have told me I finished just out of the top five.

-Somewhere an elderly lady reads a book on how to use the internet, while a young boy googles "how to read a book".

-My kids are very optimistic. Every glass they leave sitting around the house is at least half full.