Puns 81-90

Topic: Attitude

-The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back.

-Before I tell my wife something important, I take both her hands in mine. That way she can't hit me with them.

-She wanted a puppy. But I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.

-Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much more for them.

- A healthy sleep not only makes your life longer, but also shortens the workday.  

-If you're going through Hell, keep going.

-Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.

-If you're not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?

-How is it that I always seem to buy the plants without the will to live?

-Walking my dog we saw a guy in a suit walking his dog and I know my dog is thinking I don't dress nice for him anymore.