Me: Ok, ok. Something has been bothering me since yesterday.

Richtofen: Vhat is it?

Me: So I've found out that there are a lot of people talking s*** about Sydney aka Vanoss' girlfriend.

Nikolai: What!? Vanoss has a girlfriend? *gulps down vodka*

Me: Apparently. To be honest, I thought he was single, I thought the only ones in a realationship was Lui and MiniLadd.

Misty: Speaking about Mini as well as Basically, a little birdie told me that they were talking s*** about their fans.

Me: Not exactly. The two guys were looking at fanart about them being together, to the point that in the fanart that they were doing it. They posted some of the art on Twitter and started to talk bad about them.

Misty: That's what get me mad. These dudes have so many fans, yet they have the nerve to do that.

Me: To be honest, I think both sides dont win. Ok, so we have the fan side and the celebrity side. The fan side is so creative and they love the guys so much that they go to great lengths to ship them. I mean I thought it was adorable, until I saw some of the other fanart myself. So I think some people got a little carried away.

Tank: And the celebrity side? *cocks eyebrow*

Me: That's a whole different side. It's the guys who do so many funny stuff, yet they're all friends and that's it. Now, I can see why they would feel weird when they saw that a lot of people were making shippings about them, like H20Vanoss, MiniCat, and a lot of other shippings. I mean, I think they thought 'oh its no big deal. People shipping us. Its fine, but none of us are hooking up with each other because we are all friends and thats it.

Misty: Hmmm. I feel bad for Sydney. She got so much hate from so many people about H20Vanoss. Some people were saying, 'You're ruining the H20Vanoss shipping!', I mean that's stupid. Sydney and Vanoss are in a relationship, A REAL ONE!

Tank: Yeah, I feel bad for Evan.

Richtofen: Vhich Evan? Mein son or Vanoss?

Tank: Vanoss. I keep forgetting that your son's name is Evan.

Richtofen: Und I feel bad zhat mein son is vith your daughter. *glares*

Tank: Fuck you, kraut!

Misty: MOVING ON! So, yeah. Shippers these days.

Me: Hey! *pouts*

Misty: *raises eyebrow* You ship people?

Me: The only shipping I do support from the Vanoss crew is H20Vanoss. That's it! However, I dont go and spam Vanoss' girlfriend. It's just a shipping, not the real deal. Deal with it.

Misty: Agreed.

Tank: Ok! So what do these guys have that us, zombie slayers don't!?

Me: They're actually real.

Misty: They're bigger celebrities than us.

Me: They have more fanfictions, unfortunately, than us.

Misty: They have more shippers on board.

Me: Some go to great lengths to fight in Shipping wars for them.

Tank: Alright! I get it!

Richtofen: Vhy? Did you enjoy being shipped by me? *smirks*

Tank: No. I was laughing when I found out that there is a Richtofen x Takeo shipping.

Takeo: *mutters under breath* dishonorable shippers.

Richtofen: NEIN! I vant to be shipped vith Nikki!

Me: 0-0....

Tank: 0-0

Takeo: 0-0..

Misty: 0-0..

Nikolai: *spits out vodka* NO! Nikolai prefers woman.

Takeo: You mean vodka? *mutters*

Nikolai: At least I was married! Unlike some people!

Takeo: *scoffs*

Me: Anyway, I have no idea on where this whole conversation is going, so let's end this Random Chat now.

Misty: Agreed!

Tank: Oh-Rah! See ya guys!

Me and Richtofen: ♥Bye♥

Misty: #Most Random and awkward chat in history!

Everyone: AGREED!