The 57th question is:

Multiple choice:

If you were stabbed three times with a three inch, narrow blade trench knife in the abdomen, how long would you survive?

A. 10 seconds

B. 10 minutes

C. 10 hours

D. None of the above

E. I don't want to die

(Please put your answer in the comments)

(And if you chose E... Don't turn around...)

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Well that was about as subtle as...

A Serial killer...

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I was going for "Thief in the Night", but...

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I'll take it...