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Hey scholars !

Do you guys need new, funny jokes in English? If yes, you're in the right place. Laughter is the best medicine for your brain and body.  A good joke lightens your burdens, inspire your hopes and connects you to others.  Besides, a good joke can enhance the relationship and support you physically, mentally and emotionally.

You must have come across some jokes, but they might be old. Through this uploads, I'm going to line up lots and lots of new funny jokes that would light 💡 up your day.

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"Always forgive your enemies;
Nothing annoys them so much."
                          - Oscar Wilde.

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"Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar. "
                          - Sigmund Freud.

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"Dance first, think later, it's natural order "
                     - Samuel Beckett.

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"We are all born mad 😡
Some remain so."
                          - Samuel Beckett.

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"Some people never go crazy 😜. What truly horrible lives they might live?"
                       ~Charles Bukowski.       

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"It is not the size of the dog 🐶 in the fight.

It is the size of the fight in the dog 🐶..."
                       - Mark Twain.

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"Show me a man with a tattoo... And I will show you a man with an interesting past."
                            - Jack London.

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"Embrace the glorious mess that you are."
                    - Elizabeth Gilbert.

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"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity."
                         - Edgar Allan Poe.
   

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"I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there."

                   - Oscar Wilde.

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"A bad attitude is like a flat tyre. You can't get very far until you change it. "
                      - Amana-Deena.

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"You can only be young once. But you can always be immature."
                           - Amana-Deena.

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The only thing you can get in hurry is TROUBLE!
           
        - Navjot SinghSandhu✌

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"I have faith in fools... Self- confidence' my friends will call it."
                     - Edgar Allan Poe.

" Wrinkles means you laughed...

Grey hair means you cared 💇...

And scars means you lived."
                            - Amana-Deena.

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I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig 🐷...
You get dirty,
And besides, the pig likes it...
              - George Bernard Shaw.

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"I tell you, we are here on Earth 🌏 to fart around, And don't let anybody tell you something different."
                           - Amana-Deena.

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Teaching your kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best.

~ Triumph.

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Don't look back and ask why, look forward and ask why not.

~Triump

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Speak only when your words are better than the silence you make.

~Amana-Deena

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Teaching kids to count is fine but teaching them what counts is best.

~Amana-Deena

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Teach your child to give and your pets too.

~Amana-Deena

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