A/N: Sorry I just had to I love Fairy Tail very much. It's one of my favorite animes.

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose a shoe at midnight you're drunk.

If you understand, say ''understand''. If you don't understand say ''don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do you I understand that you understand. Understand?

Only complete geniuses can say these four words quick without getting tongue tied
Eye
Yam
Stew
Peed