5 things Indian movies teach us:

1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil

2. While defusing a bomb, don't worry whichever wire you cut you always choose the right one

3. A hero will show no pain when getting beaten up; but will show pain when a girl cleans up his wounds

4. A detective can solve a case only when he's suspended from duty

5. If you decide to start dancing on the streets, everyone you meet will know the steps