"You are a monster of spite and revenge."

"Who is her name."

"In the beginning of Shrek 1, you can see his asscheecks. Does he have a penis?

"I don't know how the hell you brainwashed her last year."

"I am the most sarcastic teacher you'll meet."

"Damn, no one likes you."

"How did your daughter make out?"

"Sister snatched."

"Slam the lights."

"They've been roasting each other all day."

"Son of a nutcracker!"

And school has officially started! Expect updates within one or two weeks from each other.