My asexual ass at 1am,

Me: Bruh, you're so lonely, why don't ya date someone already

Me (ace): and who d'you know would be able to cope with a girl who can't even cuddle them or show affection like most people

Me: oh yeah, no one, we're gonna be single for a long time

Me (ace): I thought we concluded that a long time, lmao

Me: haha shut up