The next morning the two met in the basement, Californias weed den. The golden state who always seemed to half a white board and a power point ready for an argument had found his new meaning for life, making sure Texas is punished for his (hypothetical) crime(s).

"Ok so, I suggest we use the scientific method for this one."

"So first we find a problem and research, then we make a hypothesis, then we test our findings, and after that we come to a conclusion and share it. So our problem is being attacked by animals, specifically belonging to texas, our research is being attacked by animals belonging to Texas and another observation is that only we are attacked, so what is our hypothesis? If animals belonging to texas are attacking us and only us, then texas trained them."

"So how do we do research?"

"Spy on Texas and see if he's training his animals to attack us, as well as get attacked by animals."

"Alright. Who's spying though."

"Oh I figured that out a while ago, I know some people who'd do anything for $30 and if I promise to give them my keys."

"Are you- selling your car for this..-?"

"What no- Louisiana and Florida just like shiny objects."

The two states quickly headed up to look for the main source of chaos in the house, Louisiana and Florida. Not only are they willing to do anything for cash but they are also very good at having random information on people.

The two chaotic states were found outside seemingly annoying New York.

"Florida, Louisiana can you guys like come, I have this hella important thing I need to ask you!"

"Give me a second!"

"My guy it's important."

"How important?"

"I'll give you shiny object."

"Ooooo alright."

So like that 3 southerners and a westerner head down to the basement to discuss the terms Im and conditions of contracting Florida and Louisianas help.

"Alright so, if you guys spy on Texas and report any suspicious behavior to us and well give you $30 and my keys."

"Buy us milkshakes and you got a deal."

"Alright."

Then the chaotic duo quickly left, leaving Oklahoma and California alone.