Yo wazzup its me. And imma add here some incorrect qoutes I got from memes/crack/vine vibes/edits vidoes or the usual posts in Favebook I thought were funny and reminded me of something n someone.

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[The Hunter and Mono are out hunting, don't ask how or why. But this is all I can imagine.]

The Hunter: *holding is shotgun* Another tip for gun safety, is putting your gun on safety when you're not ready to fire-

Mono: *walks in and trips, accidentally shooting his gun*

The Hunter: *turns to him* Well son of a bitch Mono!

Mono: I'm sorry...

The Hunter: I told you to what- Argh... Get in the truck.

Mono: :<

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The Broadcaster (I am not used of calling him Thin Man so get used to it): *outside the room* Son are you studying in there?!

Mono: Yes, of course father! I'm always studying... *turns to the Laptop while sneaky laughing while searching for god knows what (smexy pics that's what and Onlyfans sh-*

The Broadcaster: *opens door and uses his powers* Studying are you?!

Mono: *turns to him* Wait- NO- STOOOP!!!

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Six: And is it illegal?

Chef 1, looking at Six's trunk full of creamy peanut butter: It's just... SO... MUCH.

Six: But it's not illegal?

Chef 1: No, no it's not.

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RCG: Yoooo my best friend's rich check!

RCG: *shows the Nest*

RCG: *many big rooms*

RCG: *noice lounge*

RCG: *frikin movie theater inside*

RCG: *flex flex flexxx*

The Pretender: Bestie..... Stop.

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The Hunter: Turn around.

Mono: *singing* Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming 'round...

The Hunter: TURN AROUND

Mono: Every now and then-

The Hunter: *tazes Mono*

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*Mono & Six are sitting on the train*

*Mono sees a poster on the train window*

Poster: Who cares for you?

*Mono looks at Six*

Six: '-' *shakes her head*

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*Mono and the Broadcast- Thin Man, whatever, are eating dinner*

The Broadcaster: So how's school today?

Mono: Oh well school's great today, you know I got to eat my lunch, did some basic math, like some quadratics, you know?

The Broadcaster: Oh so you're doing math I see.

Mono: Yeah, it's going pretty great. It's pretty easy.

The Broadcaster: Yeah so son, *places down knife* Do you have a girlfriend?

Mono: Oh I, as a matter of fact, have. Yes.

The Broadcaster: *continues eating* Oh may I see her?

Mono: You may uh, see a picture of her. She's quite nice, she's uh... Very pretty too. *Hands over a phone with Six's pic.* Here you go.

The Broadcaster: Thank you, *looks at picture and drops his fork*

Mono: Dad you dropped your fork...

The Broadcaster: *takes off glasses*

Mono: Dad you can't see without those, what are you doing?

The Broadcaster: *his powers slowly start activating and he lifts the phone, ready to destroy it*

Mono: Wait DAD NO NOOO-

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Mono: I'm straight!

Seven: You were not yesterday.

Six: OOOOOOOOO

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*Six is waiting for Mono to come home while reading a book.*

*She checks the time*

*It's 8:59 pm*

Six: 8:59 huh Mono?

Six: *closes book and does motherly taps* It's okay, he'll be here soon... Let's just play some Candy Crush to pass the time...

*Looks at the time*

*It's 9:00 pm*

Six: *stands up* HE'S NOT HOME YET.

Six: OH MY GOD HE'S DEAD.

Six: HE'S KIDNAPPED.

Six: *calls the police* SIR MY FRIEND IS LOST.

Six: --YUP HE'S DEAD.

Six: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T DECLARE HE'S LOST AFTER FORTY-EIGHT HOURS?

Six: LOOK PUT ME IN LINE TO SOMEONE WHO'LL FIND MY SWEET BOY!!!

Six: Calm down he'll be here soon

Six: *calls the cops again* I TELL YOU SOMEONE KIDNAPPED MY BOY!!!

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- WITH MONO -

Six: I'm... Cold...

Mono: *taking off his trenchcoat* Here Six, I wouldn't want you to freeze to death :)

- WITH SEVEN -

Six: I'm... Cold...

Seven: Well damn Six, what do you want me to do? I can't control the fucking weather.

Six: :/

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Six: *sees Mcdonalds* MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDS!!!

**With Mono: *drives away* We have food at home Six.

**With RCG: *orders a frikin coffee then drives home*

**With Seven: MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDS!!!

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[Thin Man and Lady gets married and also takes Six and Mono as their kids *another note here, Thinny boi and Masky ain't future Mono and Six*]

Thin Man: Honey I'm-

Lady, scorning Six and Mono: Just wait till your father comes home, you two are in SO much trouble!

Thin Man: ...

Thin Man: *turns, holding a luggage and running away*

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One: *walking in Mono's room who is sleeping shirtless* wAKE UP SLEEPYHEAD!

Mono: *waking up and raising his head* Shut up One.

Seven: *sits up straight beside Mono also shirtless* what the fuck man.

One: *gAsP*

~ After a few hours, One telling Two about this and Two told Six ~

Six: *mumbling as she walked down the street, remembering Mono and Seven living in one dormroom* And they were roommates...

RCG as she heard Six pass by mumbling to herself: *turns to the Pretender* Omg, and they were roommates.

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Mono before LN2 game was out: The Ladle Man

Mono now LN2 game is out: The Ax Man

Mono in reality: The Thin Man

*screeches in cringe* What the f*ck did I wrote.

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Six: Hey guys welcome to my mukbang today we're gonna eat Nome sausedges and children patties straight from the Maw.

Six: Alright let's dig in!

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Warnin, a mention of self-ye-- suicide.

Seven: Hey Six did you know Mono nearly commited suisied

Six: Uh what?

Seven: sucide

Six: '-'...

Seven: suisede--

Seven: Self-yeet.

Six: for god's sake sev...

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[Six and Mono are drawing]

Six: *looks at Mono's drawing* What did you draw?

Mono: Oh this? *shows drawing* This is a drawing of a dog in a tux! Reminds me of someone... But I don't know... How about you Six?

Six: *shows her drawing* A stick.

Mono: *judgy voice* A stick???

Six: yeah, a stick in the pARK ThAt YoU PrOmISEd TO TaKE ME TO!

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[Mono walks in the kithen with RCG]

Mono: Anyways-- Oh hey Six!

Six: *sitting on the counter top* Hello Mono.

RCG: Hi Six!

Six: Hey RCG, can I ask you a question?

RCG: Of course!

Six: Why don't yoUuUUuU gO bAck tO YoUr HoMe, aNd sTOP BOTHERING US!

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Seven: Why would you put a toaster in the bath tub full of water?!

Nome (probably Reginald): Because the toast would be soggy.

All the other Nomes: Yeah!!!

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Five: I can be your partner for the next race!

One: Sorry Five, but it's the brother and sister race...

Una: Maybe there is a race for lonely children after this!

One: It's ONLY children Una, a lonely child is what you're gonna be when I sell you!

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Mono: But Teach, the school is your home!

The Sadistic Teacher: Teachers don't live at school, Mono, we have our own houses to go to.

Mono: ...

Mono: Everything was so simpler before this moment.

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Scarf: Okay now Simon says to put your hands to your sides!

Five: *puts hands on his sides*

Scarf: You lose!

Five: What? But Simon you said so!

Scarf: *rolls eyes* I'm not being Simon nowww

Five: *squints eyes at him* Then who are you?

Five: *inhales* DADDY THERE'S A STRANGER IN THE HOUSE-

Scarf: Oh no just forget it!

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Six: *scowls* I'm sick of sunshine!

Six: *turns and walks away from the door* Sun sun! All the time sun! How about some rain around here?! Is that too much to ask?!

(Omg Six I feel ya, summer is horrible)

(Wait...)

The Pale City: *IS LITERALLY AN ALWAYS RAINING PLACE*

Six: *chef kisses* Nice, better.

Mono: i'M SICK OF THE RAIN-

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Six: sOmEbOdy OnCe ToLd mE

Six: 'HaNdS oFf My MaCaRoNi'

Six: *shows news on TV* MiLwAuKeE pAsTa BaNdIt FoUnD DeAaAaAdDdD~~

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Shadow Six: When your family be like, 'You have so much to live for!'

Shadow Six: Like, obviously *picks up a cat which looks like my sister's cat* I have to turn this cat into Satan--

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Seven: Behold! The feild in which I grow my fucks! Lay thy eyes upon it and thou shall see that it's BARREN!

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Six: Ya'll know Pennywise, now meet his bootleg brother, Nickelsmart.

Georgie: *claps*

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I ended it with Nickelsmart-- hehehe if I see more then I shall continue my incorrect qouting.

Ciao mio amigocs!