Aquila: GUYS LOOK WHAT I JUST STOLE FROM CINDY! *shows pic of genderbent TT*

Solaris: What is that- Oh my MY.

Zero: Who is that?

Twenty-Three: Dang I look nice there eh?

Zero: ...

Zero: THAT'S YOU?

Twenty-Three: Yeah Cindy told me once about how she wanted to make a genderbent me so... Here it is.

Solaris: I'd like to take the whole stock of this.

Twenty-Three: What-

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Tryce: You know in a group like this, there is always that one friend who is for sure gay.

Aquila, Thirteen, Forty, Zero, Romus, Twig, Sprig, Shamrock, Paradox, Spade, & Crow: *looks at Solaris*

Solaris: Why the hell are you guys looking at me? Paradox, Crow, and Shamrock are right there.

Paradox: Yeah well I accepted my gay.

Crow: Bi. Not just gay kay Solly?

Shamrock: Bold of you to assume I'm gay. I'm an enby you uncultered swine.

Solaris: Wait.... I'm gay?????

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The Joker: *caressing TT's cheek* There is nowhere for you to go, my little songbird~

Twenty-Three: *cries* help me...

Me: *slams a door open while pulling out my pedo whistle and obnoxiously blowing it many times*

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Twenty-Three: TAKE THIS BOY BACK TO HIS AU PLEASE.

Cindy: Hm? Why?

Twenty-Three: I HATE IT HOW HE IS FLIRTING WITH ALL OF MY BESTIES AND TRYING TO BEST ME!

Boy TT/Leonel: You're just jelly, girl me!

Twenty-Three: AM NOT, YOU'RE IRRITATING. LIKE A BROTHER I NEVER HAD!

Boy TT/Leonel: Well... I am you so... Is that counted?...

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LN fanfic based on Orange (it's an anime? Idk I only know the movie with real people in it). Which is about parallel universes. If you know, you know.

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How to chill in the middle of the night.

Close the lights (not all, just enough for it to be dim)

Grab some junk food.

Play some music

Pour some champange

And sit back.

Chillin in style.

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Tryce: *shows up out of nowhere* Sup guys-

Solaris: *shriek* The hell Tryce!

Tryce: Oh sorry, should I wear a bell next time?

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Twenty-Three: Awwww who is a good kitty?

Twenty-Three: Awwww yes yes you are a good kitty!

Aslan: *purrs and rolls over*

Twenty-Three: You want me to pet your tummy? I would happily oblidge my cute kitty kitty!

Aslan: *playfully lies on TT*

Twenty-Three: *giggles as Aslan grooms her hair* Good kitty.

Aquila: ...

Aquila: You know that is a lion right?

Doll Twenty-Three: Bah, she managed to tame that lion. You know, regular Circus things.

Shamrock: ... You know that is supposed to be my kitty right?

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Solaris: Aslan can't stay with us!

Twenty-Three: Then why can Sasha can?!

Solaris: *hugs her snake* IT'S SSSASSSHAAA!

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Twenty-Three: *is holding vitamins* I know you hate it.

Aslan: rawr.

Twenty-Three: But you must bear it.

Aslan: Rawr!!! *run away*

Twenty-Three: ASLAN RICHARD SIMBA THE LION GET BACK HERE! *chases Aslan* SHAMROCK HELP ME!!!!

Shamrock: Sure.

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Earth: *shaking lighty*

Me: Oh god it's earthquaking.

Earth: *it prolongs*

Me: *panics inside* Okay calm down...

Me: *grabs the phone and tablet*

Me: I don't care what happens to anything but do not break these two.

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Earth: *jerks only once*

Me: *in my mind* WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED. *proceeds to be anxious*

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Solaris: Cindy tells us we can have our own time to shine soon!

Aquila: Well, I am in a fanfic she doesn't own but okay.

Romus: I'm being planned to put into that same fanfic she doesn't own but in the sequel but okay.

Aquila: Shut up Romus.

Thirteen: I'm in Myth! :D

Twig: Sprig and I will show up there too!

Bushi: Dang she just made me for Myth! *uwu satyr face*

Twenty-Three: *sipping tea while sitting on an actress' chair* Ameteurs.

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Aquila: Hey guys, I just found out birds like me.

Solaris: Oh really?

Zero: Prove it.

Aquila: *clears her throat while spreading her arm out*

Aquila: SCREECH SCREECH BITCH

Twenty-Three: *lands perfect on Aquila's arm like a bird* CAW CAW MUDAFUCKA.

Solaris: Since when did Twenty-Three became a bird. I would've understood if it was Crow.

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Aquila: Okay you wanna know what pets we have?

Aquila: We have a bird, a cat, a snake, a hamster, oh and a dog *points Romus*

Romus: Really, f*ck you Aquila.

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Spade: Oooo Cindy plots to put me in that TPN based LN fanfic!!!

Aquila: Bish stfu I'm there as some runaway to teach them how to survive.

Forty: You bish stfu, I am there as a kid who escaped a Farm full of experimented kids.

Solaris: I am be one who'll be based on Mujika, you stfu

Twenty-Three: *sipping her tea* So many ametuers.

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Mumu: What other plans do you have for the LN fanfic? Do you even care for the other fanfics you made for the other fandoms?

Cindy: Okay so I will make a Moven fanfic, a new LN AU which is Fantasy-Medivial times, a Monix fanfic... Uh... The TPN based LN AU....

Cindy: For the other fandoms....

Cindy: -Assassin's Creed fanfic quit staring at me like that.-

Cindy: -Do not look at me like that as well Armin X Reader.

Cindy: I-I will take care of them.

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Cindy: I love all my characters! Like Twenty-Three, Bushi, Solaris, Aquila, Forty, Thirteen, Romus, Crow, uhhh *looks down at hand*

Cindy: Zerc, Tivce, Pcaradcx, Spord...

Cindy: *squints harder*

Cindy: Semrock, Tvig and Spig...

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Solaris: I wish to speak to the Author.

Mumu: And for what?

Solaris: To rant.

Mumu: Go to that phone stand over there and call her.

Solaris: Wait, she doesn't have her own phone right?

Mumu: Exactly.

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Me: Where is my little boy?

The TPN fandom: *holding Phil*

Me: There is my little boy.

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Spoilers for ya'll TPN fans if you haven't read the manga.

But you know what? Nevermind. The Goldy Pond Arc NEVER FRIKIN HAPPENED IN ANIME.

Me: *reading TPN* if anything happens to Emma, my little antenna of sunshine. I will stop this.

TPN: *Emma gets hurt by that Lewis demon*

Me: BISH NO

TPN: *Emma was about to die*

Me: GODDAMN IT MY SISTER SPOILED ME BUT I KNOW THAT THIS WILL HAPPEN EMMA WAKE UP.

TPN: *Emma get flashes of the people she knows*

Me: *tears up slightly* EMMA

TPN: *she stands up*

Me: YES GO GO GO GIRL!

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Me: Well, I'm in chapter 108 and-

My sister: Hey do you know that-

Me: *covers ears* YOU SPOILED ME ENOUGH YOU MONSTER. LET ME READ IN PEACE.

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Me: Yay! They are finally gonna be able to escape that evil demon world!

TPN: *kills Isabella*

Me: WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK.

TPN: *they managed to leave now*

Me: WHERE THE FRICK IS EMMA

TPN: *Emma has memory loss*

Me, sobbing badly now: NO. NO NO NO!!!!

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Me, sobbing: WHY DID EVERYTHING ESCALATE SO QUICKLY IN THE END? ONE MINUTE THEY ARE HAPPY AND THEN SOMEONE IS KILLED AND THEN ANOTHER LOST THEIR MEMORIES.

Me: *sobbing some more*

My sister: hm I already told you so tho.

Me: STFU.

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Me: Pls do it.

Mono: No

Me: D o  i t.

Mono: No!!!

Me: *squints* Do it or your anime collection gets it.

Mono:

Mono: Fine.

Mono: uwah awuahh.

Mono: Happy now?

Me: *smiles* Totally.

Zazie: uuwaah?

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Me: Six as Emma, Mono as Ray, and Seven as Norman.

Six: But Seven is not smart.

Seven: Oh wow, and you're not nICE.

Six: >:O

Mono: .... No, no, he has a point you know.

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Sykkuno: Rae I can't find Toast.

Rae: Ok hold on.

Rae: CORPSE FELL DOWN THE STAIRS!

Toast: Thank god!

Sykkuno: There he is.

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Toast: Repeat after me.

Toast: We.

Pewds: We.

Toast: Will vote.

Pewds: Will vote.

Toast: Corpse.

Pewds: We will vote Toast!

(Ok idk who was the imposter that time, but it was hilarious)

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Rae, visiting her grandmother: Babushka, where is the-

Sykkuno: *jumps into the window and kills the grandmother*

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Corspe: Oh my Sykkuno!

Toast: Isn't it suppsed to be God?...

Corpse: You worship your own thing, I worship mine.

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Fangirls: Pls say something...

Corpse: ...

Corpse: Whattup baby?

Fangirls: *SQUEAAAAL*

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*At the ep where Toast became king of Polux*

Toast: I had a plan. Did it work out? No. But did I win? Yes.

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Toast: Squirrel are you the Impostor?

Squirrel: ...

Squirrel: *Kills Toast*

Toast: :/ oh wow.

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Me: okay, imagine.

Me: Little Nightmares Alice Madness Returns mix.

Mumu: ...

Mumu: Do that after you finish your WIPs and future fanfics.

Me: :l

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Get Mono, Zazie, and that guy in Villainous (the scientist guy I think...) to meet each other and now you have your paperbag head team.

Actually no.

Here's a meme my doods.

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Fangirl: Norman X Emma or Ray X Emma?

Me: don't make me choose dam it-

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TPN fandom: A place where we ship and simp kids!

Me as an LN fangirl: ... Is that the first time you guys did that?

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Twenty-Three: *exists*

Zero: protect*

Solaris: big gay*

Thirteen: protective child + therapy center*

Spade: protect ×2 with knives*

Shamrock: protect ×10 with Aslan and whips*

Paradox: protect ×50, he swears he will alter time and space just for her*

Aquila: well get a load of these simps.

Romus: I simp for you Aquila

Aquila: *kicks his shin* stfu mutt.

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Twenty-Three: *slides in the kitchen where the Jester was making snacks* Dad?

The Jester: Yes ma étoile (my star)?

Twenty-Three: What is seal in French?

(Note: the Jester is half French, and got explains his blonde hair and purple eyes. I SWEAR HE IS NOT BASED ON SUOU TAMAKI-)

The Jester: ... Phoque....

Twenty-Three: ok, thanks.

Twenty-Three: *turns back to Thirteen & Solaris with a mommy seal baby seal pic* So this is a baby f*ck with it's ugly mother f*cka-

The Jester: *smiles* I'm so proud, she's learning French.

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I want some more OC parents and OC kids bonding, it would be cute to see.

Twenty-Three: *Vietnam flashbacks to different kinds of moms* Maybe not.

The Entertainer: let's be honest, I'm a better mother than my sister -u-

The Lady: PHOQUE YOU.

The Jester: ... Phoque is being used wrong....

Wattpad: Publish Finished.