Silly introverted/ambiverted/social introvert things, writer things, weeb things, fangirl things, dark humor things, or whatever kinda things.

Why do I write these random things when I know I should write my stories... QwQ

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-Ding!-

Me: *checks the phone* *sees new message*

Me: hmmmm yeah I'll reply later.

-Few hours later-

Me: *sees the unread message again*

Me: ...

Me: Nah I don't feel like replying lol stay there for a few moments being unread.

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My brain: *planned the new chapter*

My body: *ready to be a shrimp, hunch back and write*

My ears: *is vibing to some songs and gives me motivation*

Page: *blank*

Me: wat r werdz.

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Me: I swear I will start writing my fanfic, it needs to be updated now. I'll stop writing random stuff in RoR.

- Not one moment after -

Me: *heads over Radness of Randomness and writes Some Silly Things*

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Me when I'm awake: ready, prepared, I have the vision, energized.

- But doesn't fucking write. -

Me when I'm going to sleep: I have the vision, tired af.

- Is writing and chuckling while crazily mumbling sleep is for the weak. -

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Me: *looking at the mirror* Okay, you can do this. You can do it.

Me, sending a text to a group chat: Helloh.

And never replies again.

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Introverted, social anxious side of me: Lol I never left the house for nearly two years now. Dis feels good af. I will never leave.

Extroverted, loves shopping side of me: *shaking the gate* let me out, LET ME OUT.

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My Introverted side: Well I don't wanna go anywhere. Home got games, tablet, movies, and anime. What else do I need?

My Extroverted side: I WANNA GO TO THE BEACH. I WANNA GO TO THE CITY. I WANNA BE WITH THE PEOPLE.

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My Intorverted side: I don't need friends.

My Extroverted side: *sobs* Fuck I need friends.

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Me: Ugh, I wanna write.

My sister: Then write.

Me, stops playing games: How dare you.

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Me: *is holding my tablet and ready to type*

My hands: torolo onrono, I lost my strengtho

My mind: Hipaty hopity, what was the plot-taty?

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Me: *starts a convo with someone*

- Few minutes later -

Me: *tired now* Ughhghghg please stopppp already...

Me: another reply?! Ugh fine.

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Me before while writing AIN (All I Need) and IWAAD: *types* ladida writing writing writing.

Me now reading those stories: *revolted* Did I do this??? Did I wrote this??? THIS... MONSTROSITY OF A CRINGED FANFIC????

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Me: *starts writing*

Me: *reads it, deletes it cuz I didn't like it*

Me: *starts writing again*

Me: *reads it, deletes it again*

- After a few hours -

The chapter: 0 words written.

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Me writing at night is scary, because who knows when I'll finish.

Meanwhile writing at day is tiring, who knows when I'll start.

It's always gonna be one or the other.

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Me introverted side, "I wish I never socialized, I wish I just kept to myself. I wish I continued living as a hermit"

Me extroverted side, "This is HIGH TIME I step out here. WHAT'S UP BITCHES WHAT'S THE NEW TEA TO SPILL."

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Intorverted side: *cries* why am I so lonely?

Extorverted side: OOO! Can we-

Intorverted side: No I'm not going anywhere.

Extorverted side: '-' but you said you are lonely.

Introverted side: But doesn't mean I need to go out and find friends.

Extroverted side: ......

Extrovered side: *walks out*

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Extrovered me: I missed you guys!

Introverted me: Nope I didn't, I mean I did slightly but I have no regrets disappearing and recharging for a month or two lol, anyways let's have fun for a week until I disappear for a month again lololol.

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Me looking at a contact in my phone: I wanna talk to you...

But...

*yeets phone* Nevermind :)

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I know what I have to write but my brain is fried and dry like the Saraha Desert while El Niño and global warming strikes on it.

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Otaku/Weeb me: I never liked K-pop that much.

Forever, Blink, Army, and Moomoo me: Hahah yeah... totally.

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Me: Well, I'm bored... hmm I should probably finish the chapters of me fanfics...

Also me: *doesn't finish the newest chapters and writes smuts because of an rp she did with a friend and she will never publish those lol*

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I may never thought of myself as a furry before but...

I thought of myself as an anime cat/dog/fox/wolf girl, *does the paw pose*

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Me: Can you give me some new anime to watch?

Some weeb: Sure! What about Redo Of Healer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Me: ... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) no I won't watch that.

Some weeb: Yarichin Bitch Club ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) nah won't watch this as well.

Some weeb: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Boku no Pico.

Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ-- wait no.

Some weeb: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you will you weeb.

Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you weeb.

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Me, looking at an anime character: Aw cute girl.

Me, realization that the character was a trap: Oh... they are a boy...

Me, anime lazer eyes: hell yes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Me: *posing* I'm a magical cat girl like that character in Tokyo MewMew, nya!

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Find yourself a boy/girl who'll dance the Wotakoi dance with you.

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Multi-shippers never let old ships go, ever, until death or when they still ship them, even if most people hate it, even if more people have forgotten that ship... They'll never let go.

That's me, I'm multi-shippers.

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Gurl if u want a tall broad chested boi look no further to (old, not the remake) Kuroko's Basketball boys.

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The most painful thing to happen is when you tell a joke but the joke flies over their heads.

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Me: *writing*

Writer's Block: BOO!

Me: *jolts* Staaaaahp, you're gonna drop mah train of thought!

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Mumu: Cindy try saying this. *shows the word Nakakapagpabagabag*

Me: Nakakapag.....kapag....gabagag....

Mumu: *snickers* nope

Me: *inhales* NAKAKAPAGPAGABAGA-- GA--

Mumu: *laughing*

Me: NAKAKAPAGPABABA-

Mumu: *loling so much*

Me: NAKAKAPAGPAGABAGAG!!!

Mumu: Pfffftt wrong! *laughs*

Me: WHATEVER, IT MEANS IT'S DISTURBING!

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Lemme tell you, now I understand why monsters love hanging under the bed.

It's so cold under there. I like it myself and I would chill there again.

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Myoni: Cindy say this in one go *Shows the word Pnuemonoultramicroscopicsiliconvolcanoconiosis*

Me: ... Pnuemonoultramicroscopicsiliconvolcanoconiosis

Myoni: Good, now say this in one go *shows the word Nakakapagpagabagab*

Me: Nakakapagbagababagag- fuck that word, really.

Myoni: *laughs*

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- When there is such a thing called Tagalog Vocaliod -

Me: *vibing*

My sister: *Cringeultasupratetra 1000000*

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Countryhumans/Hetalia: *makes you ship and simp countries*

Cells at Work: *makes you ship and simp cells*

Apphumans: *makes you ship and simp apps*

TPN/LN: *makes you ship and simp children*

Me, being in all these fandoms: *cackles in crazy*

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I didn't know Vatican City X Israel was gonna be a ship I needed-- It's so wholesome but they are both males-- OH MY-- PLEASE SAVE ME I'M ABOUT TO BE WHIPPED--

Oh and, because of Hetalia, GERMANY X ITALY IS MY NEW SHIP--

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Me, chilling: So what if I just like, cut off my social medias and ignore the world and live like a hermit again. Or just like, kill myself and everyone wouldn't care?

My brain: Lmao mood.

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Me: *wearing earphones while looking brooding*

People: She must be listening to some depressed popular singer music.

My earphones: sAwArAsEnAiIiI~ KiMi Wa ShOuJo nAnO??? BoKu wA YaRicHin BiCcHi dA uSo DaYo!!!

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- Scars is what reminds you of who you are and what you have done -

Me: And I took that personally.

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Ok now I'm serious I'll go and write now

Or not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯