Ocean Queen & Obstagoon

Obstagoon: so your fucking the farm boy?

Ocean Queen: what

no!

what would make you think that?!

Obstagoon: i mean no one calls someone their little bitch for no reason

unless its in sex or they're like friends with benefits

and with milo i really doubt he'd do either so ya'll dating or what?

Ocean Queen: maybe

but you cant tell anyone especially sony!

Obstagoon: the farm boy and the model who would have thought

Ocean Queen: sounds like the plot to some crappy romance movie or novel

Obstagoon: fuck i could make millions off that idea

hold on i need to pitch my idea to some writer or movie maker and make millions from soccer moms who have nothing to do with their free time

Ocean Queen: fuck yeah pitch that idea make some money honey

Obstagoon: anyway mind explaining how the hell you and milo came to be?

Ocean Queen: emotions

Obstagoon: emotions?...

Ocean Queen: just pure emotions, nothing else nothing much

also( youdidn hear this from me) he was gonna resign and i managed to convince him otherwise which im so thankfully i managed to do

Obstagoon: well we had the same idea but only one of us acted on it

or did we?

jk jk im the only one who quit

or am i?

okay this is getting stupidly repaptive im gonna stop

Ocean Queen: you should tell milo you found out yourself

Obstagoon: shouldn't you?

Ocean Queen: yeah but i dont want him to think that i told you

ty so much

Obstagoon: no prob

Obstagoon & Country Boy

Obstagoon: so you and nessa are dating?

or at least fucking or being friends with benefits but when it comes to you i really doubt t that

Country Boy: what

Obstagoon: are yo and nessa fucking or no?

Country Boy: i dont know wot yer talking about

Obstagoon: yes you do

why else would you let someone call you a little bitch if you arent in some relationship?

Country Boy: were just really close

Obstagoon: fucking close?

Country Boy: no

f r i e n d close

Obstagoon: thats not what she told me

Country Boy: she told you tha

Obstagoon: how to delete messages

Country Boy: be i gotta go do something

Obstagoon: oh shit

Ocean Queen & Farm Babe

Farm Babe: whyyyy????

Ocean Queen: wot

Farm Babe: why'd you tell piers

Ocean Queen: he already knew there was no point lying to him! :p

Farm Babe: yes there is,,

Ocean Queen: bby

sweet sunshine child

love of my life

c h i l l

Farm Babe: no

your flattery wont work on me this time

Ocean Queen: 'this time'

then it'll work another time

Farm Babe: not if there IS another time

please tell me you didnt tell him about how we got together

Ocean Queen: sorry

Farm Babe: I know you trust piers cause out of all people he probably won't tell anyone but still

you cant do things like that without my permission.

we need to agree on these things

Ocean Queen: true true

yeah sorry about that. besides its piers he could care less besides we got some bigger problems

Farm Babe: oh no

Ocean Queen: yeah sonia is curious

Farm Babe: i dont see the big deal?

as your best friends shouldn't she be curious?

Ocean Queen: yeah but she thinks im into raihan

im not

Farm Babe: gosh darnit

chaotic vibes

champion: oKAY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU ALL DOING HERE ON THIS REMOTE ISLAND THAT I

I REPEAT I

WAS SUPPOSED TO USE TO GET AWAY FROM YOU LOT

STOP COMING HERE

mary: well damn

rude

i came here cause hop came here

hopscotch: i came here because sonia went to the other island and is planning to go there like right now

i went there for research i have a valid reason

dont @ me

champion: you are excused hop along with you mary even bede but al of you arent!

let me had a break!

spikemuth: shut up hetero

ex-champion: i wonder what sensei mustard is up too

champion: I-

that was the most cringyest thing you've said so far

no wonder mary is becoming the new spikemuth gym leader

momlony: well no need to be rude

although entirely called for

rock crusher: i hate this fucking group chat

no wonder allister, kabu, and bea are never on here

ex-champion: you hate this fucking *family

we are a family now

i am also the the new chairman of galar

spikemuth: damn what the hell melony?!

mary: I thought we weren't supposed to swear since there was children on this chat

galar karate: im pretty sure melony's given up at this point

champion: oH GODDAMNUIT ANYONE BUT LEON! he cant be the new chairman he's hopeless!

hopscotch: Hey! thats my big bro your talking about

mary: @galar karate I don't blame her

champion: sorry hop but your brothers a fucking idiot when it comes to anything involving directions and somewhat leading.

hopscotch: eh fair enough

ex-champion: asghfasfdasdfas

RUDE

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"You're interested in Raihan aren't you Ness?"

"I, um..." She fidgeted with the end of her cardigan sweater, wrapping her finger around one of the loose threads in a repeated motion. The ginger-haired girl let out a huff of air, slightly nudging her shoulder.

"C'mon Ness, I don't blame you for being interested in him, you two would probably be good together,"

"Well, not exactly,"

"Then who are you interested in Ness,"

"Well, I'm not exactly interested in someone, I'm more like in a relationship with someone,"

"Really?! Oh- I'm so happy for you Ness! Who's the lucky man? Is it who I think it is?"

"No... Not exactly,"

"Well then can you tell me who it is then?"

"Currently, only one person knows by pure chance and I wanna ask him before I tell you,"

"Ah, I can understand that, just tell me soon alright?"

"How about this, we celebrate my relationship over a couple of drinks in a day or two? And then, I'll tell you who I'm with if we agree on it but you can't tell anyone else,"

"Sure, but who's paying?"

"You since your so interested in my love life all of a sudden,"

chaotic vibes

champion: whats a rock that never changes its form?

dragon prince: i dunno why are you asking us?

farm boy: we've proven on many occasions were not the smartest chat

or at least some of us

hopscotch: im thinking hard stone or everstone

champion: these riddles are killing me

i hate them

ever burning: most likely an everstone

dragon prince: eeyyyyy! kabu's back nice of you to finally join us

ever burning: if you need any more help with the riddles do not be afraid to contact me

ever burning is offline

dragon prince: and he's gone

rock crusher: well that didn't last long.

champion: it was an everstone @ever burning thank you kabu

the champion is offline

rock crusher: well this is desolate

raging waves: your just now figuring this out?

rock crusher: shut up

-linebreak-

champion: afsdgdghhhhhhhsa

yALL I JUST GOT PULLED INTO A LARGE TREE

hELP

prof: YOU JUSTGOT PULLED INTO A TREE

champion: YEHA THE DYNA TREE DEN

prof: HOLY FUCK ARE YOU OKAY?

hopscotch: AGAIN??

ex-champion: WHAT DO YOU MEAN AGAIN!

prof: WHAT HE SAID

HAS THIS HAPPENED MULTIPLE TIMES?!

champion: okay nvm we good

fought it and got a lot of berries

momlony: im concerned 

ever burning: we all are

ex-champ: ah the old days...

getting dragged into a tree by a literal bee or squirrel 

it was fun

dragon prince: that does sound fun

alrigt send me the address im about to pull up and kidnapped 

momlony: why are you all like this?

dragon prince: why not?

fun story to tell

rock crusher: same here send the address i wanna do the same

raging waves: ya'll disgust me

rock crusher: good

raging waves: ugh