So, after playing The Evil Within, I have discovered that I am Joseph Oda and Juli Kidman trash. 

I don't really care about Sebastian Castellanos, your average cliche detective with a tragic backstory and drinking problem.

What I want is walking human disaster Joseph Oda. I want a million gif sets of Juli Kidman kicking ass and stabbing people with her heels. I WANT PRE-GAME TEAM KCPD DRABBLES FEATURING OSCAR CONNELLY.