Aiger, texting Naru: Naru! Help, I’m being kidnapped!

Naru: Where are you?

Aiger: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Naru: I’ll call Cap'n.

Ranjiro, answering his phone: Hello?

Naru: Where’s Aiger? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.

Ranjiro: Aiger? Whaddya mean, he's right next to me-

Ranjiro:

Ranjiro: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*

Ranjiro: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!

Aiger: WHO ARE YOU?!