*Smelly Fart* *sniffs it*  Ohh~ that smells nice

'Shit down' *Sits down*  'Good shiter'💩🙊

*Sniff Sniff*  mmm~ smell that fresh air 💩

I pooped~ and ate it

(Text messages from a 20 yo and his mom)
(Left is kid right is mom)

11:45 Playboi:
Hey mom can u come to my room I have something to tell u

11:47 Mamma:
Ok be there in a minute

*Mom walks into the bedroom*

Mom I'm pregnant.

But how you are a guy.

Well did you not now men can get pregnant.

No they can not.