Ship Children bloopers (and some of them go feral-)

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Ciel:
YOU MADE ME DROP MY FETTUCCINE-

Jasper:
Bro it's just pasta-

Ciel:
bUT IT WAS MY PASTA- *Anger noises-*

Jasper:
Bro- we can just make more!

Ciel:
WE'RE OUT OF NOODLES-

Jasper:
If it's a noodle you want- *gets a shoe lace and puts it on his plate-* then a noodle you shall receive-

Ciel:
.......

Jasper:
:>

Ciel:
Jasper. You have 10 seconds to get away from the blast zone.


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Rouge:
Do you ever wish you could just like- start over?

Ace:
Well if you want to restart the Mario stage you just gotta pause the game-

Rouge:
You are not this stupid Ace.

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Reno:
So how's life in Kai's house?-

Ceno:
It's pretty swell if I must both Reno but I've gotta be real, I really do miss it

Reno:
Miss what?

Ceno:
You :DD

Reno:
Aww-

Ceno:
Slapping you- sorry- autocorrect-

Reno:
But you said it out loud-

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Stella:
Do you remember the garden?

Draven:
The garden?... *Suddenly warps-* No!

Stella:
wOaH wHY WE GOING SO FUCKIN' FAST FOR- WOAHUAHOUW-

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Axel:
I'M FUCKING SWEATING-

Aziz:
YOU THINK THAT'S BAD?! I'M FUCKING EXFOLIATING-

Axel:
THAT DOESN'T MEAN WHAT YOUR THINKING- AGHH-

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*Recording for another roleplay-*

Nia:
Hey Ruby, good luck on the entrance scene *smiles and walks away*

Ruby:
Haha! Thanks mommy!-

*Ruby's mind-*

Ruby: oh god- of fuck- why did I just call her that- oh shit- Fright- oh no- did she hear me? I'll just walk away and pretend she didn't hear me- what if she tells Gold? oH GOD what she tells uncle Error, Uncle Dream and Uncle Nightmare?!? What if she goes to the creator?!?!- tHEY'RE GONNA RECAST ME AND GET SOME OTHER BROADWAY BIGSHOT- OH FU-


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Rue:
Do you think it's called Sand because it's between the sea and land?

Raven I'm serious-

Raven:
I know you're serious-

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Sunberry:
Onyx, I have to confess something-

Onyx:
Uh yeah what's up Sunberry?

Sunberry:
you know that thing called a "Toothbrush"?-

Onyx:
You used it too?

Sunberry:
What? I mean I guess, I broke it on Daytime's head but-

Onyx:
yOU WHAT?!-

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Danger:
Lethal! Look! I learned new human slang!-

Lethal:
Please don't say more curse words.

Danger:
A curse word? No silly! This is something you humans say when you're laughing! Watch! *Ahem-*

AHAHAHAHAH- OH WOW DEANA- I MEAN BROTHER- THAT JOKE WAS SO FUNNY!- I'M CRINKLING-

Lethal:
Danger I-

Danger:
I'M CRUMPLING UP INTO A LITTLE BALL- I'M FOLDING-

Lethal:
Danger-

Danger:
YOUR DOING ORIGAMI WITH ME- I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW FUNNY THAT WAS- I'M COLLAPSING- *legit collapses to the floor-*

Lethal:
DANGER-


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*These are the ones that went ✨Feral✨

A talking cactus-:
I kin the word "Betrayal" :3

Echo:
Shut thE FUCK UP YOU GENTRIFIED POTATO-


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Daytime:
COCKBLASTER! STOP TALKING!!

Villains:
👁️💧👄💧👁️

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*it's 3am-*

Cat: *eating fettuccine-*

Nighttime:
*Comes downstairs* That's MY fucking fettUCINE!-


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Nova:
*Angered screams of the stressed-*

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Void:
I GET IT, MY COUSINS DIDN'T WANT ME!-

(Lies-*)
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Blade:
Why does he think 'K' IS A VALID REPLY?!?-

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Ellax:
Who left the pickles oN MY MCDONALDS BURGER AGAIN!!- *Screams of the pickled forsaken-*

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Haikyo:
I'm going  F  e  r  a  l.

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Killa:
Shut the fuck-- SUNBERRY SHUT THE FUCK-

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Zion:
You peed on my WHAT?! *Screams of one who has a cat peed on their stuff AGAIN-*

Cat:
*Smug fuckin' face-*

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Milo:
My mommy issues are MY ISSUES-

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Owen:
YoU cAn'T KiN a veRB!

Talking cactus-:
Yes I can! :3

Owen:
yOU CAAAAAAAAAAAN'T--

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Alix:
I'm going to eat your ass  m  e  t  a  p  h  o  r   i  c  a  l  l  y.

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System:
Where is DaaaAAAADDDDDDDDD-

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All of them:
*Screams to the sky, for maybe it holds answers-*







*Screams drift off in resignation*








Anyways-.



(That's all- Maybe- Bai :DD-)

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