Isn't he so kawaii!!!!

Ok, now for our fun story. Today (Christmas) I got a new calendar! For every month there's a new quote but each quote has a bit of twist. They gave me a good laugh so I thought I'd share them with you. Here we go!

1. Always remember that you are unique
    Just like everyone else

2. Love conquers all
    (This does not apply in rock-paper-scissors)

3. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you

4. When life gives you lemons squeeze them in someone's eyes

5. An apple a day keeps the doctor away
    But an onion a day keeps everyone away

6. The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese

7. You can't buy happiness but you can buy donuts
    (And that's kind of the same thing)

(This is my favorite)
8. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes.
    That way if he gets angry he'll be a mile away and barefoot

9. Your eyes are the window to your soul
    Your noes is the window to your brain

(Also one of my favorites)
10. Silence is golden
      Duck tape is silver

11. If life gives you melons you might be dyslexic

Anyways, that all of them. Hope you laughed at at least one of them!